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Rocknrule Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-10 12:39 PM
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If Fox News existed in the Harry Potter universe...
I've already seen "Fox News throughout history" and "Fox News in the Star Wars universe", so let's have fun with this. What kind of headlines would we see?

"Potter: Chosen One or communist?"
"Jeb Malfoy promises to deliver Florida to his brother, Lucius"
"Fudge picks 'pit bull' Umbridge as running mate"
"Freedom Eaters demonstrate peacefully at Quidditch World Cup"
"Snape kills Dumbledore in self-defense"
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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-10 12:41 PM
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1. I thought Rita Skeeter was the Fox Wizarding correspondent. n/t
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blogslut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-10 12:43 PM
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2. It did
Edited on Sat Apr-24-10 12:50 PM by blogslut
It was named The Daily Prophet and its star reporter was a hack named Rita Skeeter.

Miranda Richardson is incredible in the part.

But what the hell:

"Dolores Umbridge: The Sarah Palin of the Wizarding World"
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Rocknrule Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-10 12:57 PM
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3. Could also be "Riddle picks 'pit bull' Lestrange as running mate"
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