Open the week the right way. Come CAPTION a Mad Hatter at the Tea Party!!!

[skip fox]

This Mad Hatter is thinking: "My parents, teachers, judges, and doctors said, among other things, I was 'anti-social.' Okay, says I. I'm anti-social. . . . So I ain't gonna stand for no socialist in the White House. . . . I'm not stupid!"

[skip fox]

1. "I remember my first Tea Bag Party. It was the third time I was picked up for

vagrancy and I was at County Jail and . . .Well, when I heard that there was going to be one today, I ran down here just as fast as I could, . . . but I'm still waitin' for the fun to begin."

[Bitwit1234]

2. Didn't the original tea partiers wear Indian dress to disquise

themselves. I didn't see any tea bags hanging from their headbands.

[skip fox]

3. The Mad Hatter is thinking: "What the heck do they mean about cutting your budget??

I hope nobody comes around and tries to cut mine. . . . I'm keepin' my legs closed!!!"

[Stevenmarc]

4. And the Teabag Placement Award Goes To

[skip fox]

5. He thinking: "Boy, this reminds me of Bubba . . . a double-bagger!!"

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