Caption this pic

[Kadie]

[AlCzervik]

1. "Peasant"

[Zywiec]

2. Wipe that silly, commoner grin off your face.

[Little Wing]

3. what a lump of miserable shit that guy is

[wakeme2008]

4. Who Farted

:rofl:

[Neecy]

5. oh....my

Could the Queen be shooting any more daggers at our beloved Darth?

What in the hell is wrong with his spine? Can't he sit up straight without looking like a friggin' hunchback? What a national disgrace this evil man is.

[AzDar]

66. Pssst...he had his spine removed to get out of Vietnam.

[sabra]

6. Queen: "I see right through you"

[RedStateShame]

7. "Do you fear your people will ever tire of monarchy rule?"

"Go f*** yourself, hag, I'm about to tell Sean Hannity why you hate freedom!"

[ourbluenation]

8. and you sir, are a warwickshire shithouse

[AndyA]

9. "Are you really as evil as I've heard you are?

Where I'm from, we have ways of dealing with people like you."

[Eurobabe]

10. That old prick has more chins than a Chinese phone book!

[ThatsMyBarack]

76. Ha ha!

:rofl:

[kirby]

11. "You remind me of someone we defeated in WWII"

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

14. DING DING DING

Winnna!

[Kurovski]

37. Perfect. (nt)

[Pyrzqxgl]

46. "Oh you shaved off that mustache Adolph?"

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

12. I've never SEEN a look of utter loathing and contempt like that before

It's a miracle his head didn't explode on the spot.

[Sequoia]

20. I wonder what she is "really thinking", but that look speaks volumes.

I see you have Abe there. I just started reading, "The Lincolns in the White House Four Years That Shattered a Family", by Jerrold M. Packard.

[Neecy]

13. strange thing about this photo

It might be the lighting, but look how deathly white his hands are. Does this beast have any blood circulating in his body?

I'm wondering if Cheney isn't having more severe health problems than the media has let on.

[Rosemary2205]

22. I think those monthly checks on his leg are actually to

change the embalming fluid. :)

[Ganja Ninja]

15. "We are not amused. We are creeped out."

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

16. Sorry, mommy... I farted

[BurtWorm]

17. "I shot a guy in Texas just to watch him cry. Your Highness."

[sakabatou]

18. "Oafish brute."

[Sequoia]

19. "I say, where is your neck?"

"Heh, heh....ah shucks your highness."

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

21. a queen and a knave

[jgundrey]

23. I'd never take this guy fox hunting...

[rasputin1952]

82. I sure hope not! She'd get shot by that oaf...Welcome to DU...

jgundrey...:hi:

[Monkeyman]

24. We Are Old and getting older

[acmavm]

25. Listen up Quasimodo, one more remark like that and you'll

be drawn and quartered. That's what we used to do to traitors, and I'll bring the practice back just for you.

[vickitulsa]

26. Queen: "Why are your hands so white --

are you sure you're still alive?"

Darth: "The bleeder slave I keep for my regular suckmeals escaped off his leash."

Queen: "Well, sod off, then, you wanker! Can't even control your peasants ... you disgust me! And keep your bloodless paws away from my purse -- I saw you eyeing it!"


Queen's thought bubble: "Yanks! They stick me with this creepy vampire for the day ... Why did I agree to visit the colonies anyway?"

[Beelzebud]

27. Didn't we flush the Nazi's down history's toilet in the 40's?

[spanone]

28. she's thinking 'I shit people with more charm than this asswipe'

[Buzz Clik]

29. "No, I do not find Benny Hill amusing."

[dave_p]

30. "Thank f*** we let them go in 1783...

... Blair's bad enough"

[Lars39]

31. Cheney's body posture speaks volumes!

[Judi Lynn]

44. Embarrassing, isn't it? It kinda voids the purpose of the Revolutionary War.

[spanone]

32. 'Can I try your hat on?'

[Kadie]

34. ROFLMAO!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Libby2]

47. LMAO!!

:applause:

[Bitwit1234]

33. "WE" are not amused. "WE": won't read my Pet Goat.

[shain from kane]

35. "I'm not the least bit interested in your crown jewels, you dirty old man."

[DemGa]

36. "So you are the puppet master;

I don't see what all the fuss is about."

[rhiannon55]

38. "Get your dirty eyes off of me, you disgusting old fool."

[BuyingThyme]

39. Is that your purse?

That's a nice purse.

[Catherine Vincent]

49. LOL! I know where that's from!

"Trading Places"...the scene where Louis's girlfriend went to pick him up from jail and she was in the waiting room sitting next to the dregs of society.

[BuyingThyme]

51. You're good, Cat_girl25.

:hi:

[Hubert Flottz]

40. "No fool, you can't use that "Fur Lined Shit Pot" on top of my head!"

[Judi Lynn]

41. If I knew this was going to be a dressy event, I would have worn my magical coat.

People tell me when I wear it I really stand out in a crowd.

[slowry]

43. Wow, you JUST beat me to a parka comment, lol n/t

[slowry]

42. Are you cold, Mr. Cheney? I shall have someone fetch you a parka. n/t

[hootinholler]

45. Go fuck yourself Mr. Cheney!

My Grandson is going to risk his life for what?

-Hoot

[lonestarnot]

75. Go fuck a peach Mr. Cheney, then turn your shotgun on it.

[Labors of Hercules]

48. Elizabeth Thinks: "Were I not Queen I would slap you, spit in your face and give you a wedgie..."

[benld74]

50. Reminds me of Artie Johnson and Ruth Buzzy from Laugh in days!

Want me to show you my shotgun? hehehe
She slugs him with her purse
Want me to show you my WMD? hehehe
She slugs him with the purse again
Want me to show you how I fall over?
She continues to slug him with her purse until he does, SLOWLY fall over

[Kadie]

57. LOL!

I could totally picture that in my head. LOL!

[maveric]

72. You beat me to this!!!

Thats the first thing that came to my mind when I viewed this pic.

[alphafemale]

52. "Don't - touch - me."

[Rob H.]

53. "Oh, my! His head is so full of shite his spine is collapsing." nt

[Blackhatjack]

54. "Iran? Do You Take Everyone To Be An Idiot?"

[paparush]

55. Pardon me, but you appear to be ticking...

[lies and propaganda]

56. "Twat."

[bamacrat]

58. You gotta be fuckin shitting me, this is the vice president.

[alphafemale]

59. Cheney gets schooled on how to deliver a "Look of Contempt"

Sneers are so low-class, don't you know?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

80. LOL well done!

:applause: :hi:

[AwakeAtLast]

60. "No, I've never seen 'Batman'."

:D

[Kadie]

61. LOL!

This thread is cracking me up.
Great captions!

:rofl:

[AwakeAtLast]

62. Yup. That's why I K & R'd it!

:hi:

[TygrBright]

63. Did you Yanks really revolt just to replace my crazy ancestor with an evil little wanker like THIS?

[skorpo]

64. Pervert

[muriel_volestrangler]

65. "He'll steal my handbag if I don't watch him ...

... I've heard all about Halliburton."

[texas1928]

67. Queen: My farts make more sense than your administration.

or.

Queen: If only we had not outlawed beheadings.

[symbolman]

68. Laugh In, the old show used to have a couple like this

"Wanna touch my Walneto?"

The dirty old man, and the outraged old lady.. sprang right into my mind :)

[FedUpJerseyGirl]

69. "...and may I add, sir, you are a wanker...."

[Faux pas]

70. All I wanted to do was visit Jamestown...n/t

[SalmonChantedEvening]

71. "You Oafish Expansionist Profiteer..."

"I should buy you and your Pet President and feed the both of you to the Ravens a spoonful at a time. And yes, We can."

"We most certainly Can."

[Lurking Dem]

73. "I've had my own Commonwealth postage stamps since I

was a little girl, you pissy little nothing of a man."

[waiting for hope]

74. Ya know, Queen lady,

we stole the Comfy Chair.....Har Har.....how about giving me a vote of confidence?

[Jed Dilligan]

77. "My family stole the throne three hundred years ago,

you've only been a pretender for seven, so don't act so cocky, bud."

[spanone]

78. "You know Mr. cheney, you are a worthless peice of shit"

[nookiemonster]

79. "Wazz up, Mary Poppins?" "Heh....heh...cough...heh"

:dunce:

n/t

[spanone]

81. Hey Queenie, wanna earn fourteen bucks the hard way?