Home-schooled Ninja attacks public school students! One injured.

[postulater]

This happened at my daughter's school.


"WITI-TV, GLENDALE - A high school student is recovering from a large gash in the head. Police in River Hills are investigating the case of the masked attacker.

The attack happened in the woods near Nicolet High School along the Milwaukee River. Police say kids were walking through the woods when someone dressed like a ninja confronted them. He mentioned he was "protecting the woods" and then slashed one boy's forehead. The boy needed twenty stitches to close the wound. Police say there are indications the machete cut right through to the boy's skull.

Police arrested the 16-year-old attacker at his home. When they went to his room, they found the machete involved in the attack and another sword under the boy's bed.

The 16-year-old boy has been referred to the Milwaukee County Children's Court and he's awaiting charges."


http://www.fox6now.com/news/witi-100428-nicolet-ninja,0,157442.story

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

1. This is why I public school my kid.

The administrators in home schools do nothing to curb ninjaing.

[paulsby]

3. omg. LOL . seriously. i almost never do that. great job. nt

[Dappleganger]

11. Yep, nothing like a good old fashioned PS mass shooting!

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

12. When we "protect the woods" we do it with real firepower.

Dumbass home school kids with their machetes.

[Dappleganger]

16. Nothing protects the woods better than nazi zombies...

don't they know that by now???

Amateurs!

:rofl:

[Codeine]

23. Let's see Home-Schooled Ninja Boy

face down this fellow!

[Rebubula]

42. Awesome flick

Best Zombie movie I have seen in years.

[Lance_Boyle]

50. Title?

I appear to have missed this one...

[RedRocco]

52. Dead Snow

netflix has it as an instant view

[Lance_Boyle]

54. Awesome! Thank you. n/t

[Enrique]

22. this is why I homeschool my kid

public school kids don't protect the woods.

[fishwax]

32. lol

:rofl:

[Cali_Democrat]

2. Now there's something you don't see every day. n/t

[Lance_Boyle]

4. Sounds like that school system needs more pirates.

Someone's got to keep the damned ninjas in check.

[htuttle]

8. That's due to global warming

[Nuclear Unicorn]

20. I lol'ed

[Caliman73]

31. I think it was the Spartan that beat the Ninja

if you are referring to the "Deadliest Warrior". The pirate beat the Knight. SPARTA!!

[disillusioned73]

35. LMAO!!!

That was great, thanks

[Carter Hayes]

5. just goes to show

that home schooled kids are no angels, either. They are no better off. Some wacky reich-wing parents out there, God knows what they indoctrinate their children with.

[paulsby]

26. rubbish

one incident does NOT show that "they are no better off".

[Angry Dragon]

29. Yes it does

Faux News tells me so

[flvegan]

6. That headline meets all the "must read!" criteria.

[ProdigalJunkMail]

21. but is not the headline on the story linked

nor does the story linked mention home schooling at all...

sP

[postulater]

25. The home-schooling is mentioned in the video

when the anchor asks the reporter if the Ninja was a Nicolet student. She says no, the authorities think he was home-schooled.

Hope that clears it up.

And no the title is not the same as the article, I posted it as a novelty, not as late breaking news.

[ProdigalJunkMail]

27. no video here in the office

but couldn't your title have been "Raving nutjob in the woods attacks students"? My feeling here is that you're attempting to disparage homeshooling.

sP

[postulater]

30. Yeah, could have been.

and you got me on the homeshooling.

[ProdigalJunkMail]

33. nice...let's bash something we don't fully understand

and paint with a nice broad brush...

figures...

sP

[postulater]

34. ok, figures....

[ProdigalJunkMail]

38. so...why attack homeschoolers based on one nutjob

with obvious issues? i mean, if you just hate homeschooling...you might as well come out and just say it that way rather than try inadequately to mask that hatred?

sP

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

43. Has it ever stopped a homeschooler in attacking public schools?

[postulater]

51. I don't hate homeschooling, I just don't appreciate

homeschooling Ninjas attacking kids at my daughter's school.

Maybe the homeschooling parents of this kid should have taken away his homeschooling machete and sword. Or maybe that is part of his homeschooling curriculum.

I'm pretty sure machetes wouldn't be allowed in my daughter's school.

And I have six nieces who were homeschooled. They seem ok so I am not 'painting with a broad brush', it's just the Ninjas.

[mzmolly]

56. Ah yes the old "homeschooling ninja" brigade.

Quite a fearsome group from what I understand? ;) In all seriousness, is there more than one person of that ilk?

[mzteris]

45. "think he is homeschooled" . . .

that's some reporting there.

And maybe he is. There's probably a REASON he's not in a regular school, and being "different" is one of the many reasons people choose to hs.

[mzmolly]

58. He may be a highschool drop out as well given he's 16?

What a bizarre OP. :crazy:

[Veruca Salt]

7. I know it shouldn't be funny....

but it is. Frikkin hilarious.

:rofl:

[snooper2]

9. That'll be something to tell his kids

Stop your bitching, when I used to walk three miles to school I was once attacked by a ninja :rofl:

[mzteris]

46. now that, is funny. n/t

[KansDem]

10. Let's see now how "home jailing" works...

[tkmorris]

13. So who's gonna protect those woods now?

There aren't that many Forest Ninjas left in the world ya know.

[redqueen]

14. Shoulda followed Diamond Dave's advice.

Don't go ninjain nobody who don't need ninjain.

[Codeine]

24. Judi chop! Judi chop! nt

[MisterP]

15. stay away from Schrute Farms nt

[postulater]

17. The Ninja is from the richest community in Wisconsin

In 2000, River Hills had a per capita income of $94,479, the highest of any community in Wisconsin. The village charter does not allow commercial or industrial business within the village boundaries. Housing costs in River Hills range from about $500,000 to upwards of $3.9 million. The average home price is about $789,000 (as of December 8, 2008).

[TK421]

19. A Republican ninja....just as I feared n/t

[TK421]

18. They should really check out those woods he was protecting...I suspect

there are some ancient ninja "herbs" growing back there

[postulater]

53. You're right.

My daughter says the kids go back there to smoke the ancient ninja herb. There is no through traffic as it borders on the Milwaukee River. No wonder he was protecting it.

[AsahinaKimi]

28. DATTEBAYOU!!

This kid couldn't find a cosplay convention to go to? Couldn't bury himself in a ton of Manga? Use his parents credit cards to buy more Anime?


No, He thinks he has to be Naruto and go out to slay Orochimaru, Kabuto Yakushi and whatever else might be lurking in the bushes. In Japan, he would be called an OTAKU and would probably be slapped silly.


Some people just can't handle their fantasies.

***Edit note: "Dattebayou" is not a real Japanese word. It was made up by the creators of Naruto. But then I have met people who really and truly believed it was. Meh! :P

[keroro gunsou]

49. pirates own ninjas....

here's proof:



the last half reindeer/human doctor you'd ever want to mess with.

[TheMightyFavog]

57. One danger of that....

Instead of going around the woods chasing people with a machete, he might opt to go around the woods giving people "Thousand Years of Pain"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fv8cxVzU4IA

[Initech]

36. Sounds like someone just saw Kick-Ass.

[and-justice-for-all]

37. these people are some dumb fuckers...LOL

That is assault and if the parents feel the need to press charges, they should. that ignorant little punk should spend time in Juvenile and at least six months to a year.

[mzteris]

47. ever consider the kid

may have mental health issues?

Yeah, just lock him up...

:eyes:

[The Damned]

39. Has Lee Greenwood written a song about him yet?

:puke:

[Obamanaut]

40. Nearly 40 replies and no one has yet said anything about a source

with 'fox' in the name, or asked for a reliable source.

Is tolerance creeping in?

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

41. 1. It's a fox affiliate.

2. It's not political, so Fox's blatant political bias doesn't speak to the credibility of the story.

3. If yuo're worried about "tolerance" for Fox News, you've got some pretty fucking serious issues.

[Codeine]

44. "A ninja Teabagger tried to kill my family!" nt

[Lagomorph]

48. Wait a minute....

...show me pictures of Ninjas at Teabagger rallies.

[sufrommich]

55. Well, Mom did a pretty good job with that Ninja curriculum.

He seems to have mastered it.