Being a Republican means..........

[rodeodance]

....1) Being a Republican means not only that Bin Laden is "Wanted Dead Or Alive" but also that "Bin Laden Is Going To Pay And He Will Die" (Romney) and you'll "Follow Bin Laden To The Gates Of Hell" (McCain). Because among your atavistic-anthropoid base, talking like you're in a John Wayne movie makes up for the fact that you guys couldn't catch The West Nile Virus--while sunning on the banks of The Nile, in the Full Monty and more sweat-drenched than Bill Bennett dreaming about the Bellagio.

Is the Mission Accomplished yet?

2) Being a Republican means 30% of your candidates for Leader Of The Free World (or so it used to be) don't believe in evolution, even though all you have to do is look at James Inhofe to know that Intellgent Design is simply not possible.

3) Being a Republican means you one day find yourself thinking, you know what, I need a massage. Should I go with the Swedish or perhaps the deep-tissue? Nah, I think I'll go with the hooker.

6) Being a Republican--ahem McCain--means the only Democrat you can think of to name to a cabinet position is Joe Lieberman, a guy who's not a Democrat, and has the same ridiculous position you have on the War in Iraq. But hey, you're a bipartisan guy who gets things done by working with the other side.

5) Being a Republican means you think it's a pretty good idea to send confidential Interior Department materials to a guy you met and "role-played with" on the Internet, but ....... more........

http://americablog.blogspot.com/

[TwilightGardener]

1. You know, that McCain answer about Lieberman really bothered

me, because one of the main things I always liked about McCain was his bipartisan spirit. He always seemed to reach out to Dems, and could have even been on Kerry's ticket--now he has to be an asshole and play the "team" card. The last of his good qualities are circling the drain.

[enid602]

2. . . . never having to say you're sorry.

nt

[frogcycle]

3. being a republican means

the only amendments in the bill of rights you respect are the second and the fifth

the only ones of the Ten Commandments you respect are...

oh, wait

[Cant trust em]

4. oh, and don't forget

That I want small enough to stay out of my pocketbook, but big enough to spy on you in your bedroom and her uterus.