Yank me, crank me: Ted Nugent's worship piece on Palin for "The 2010 TIME 100"

[Amerigo Vespucci]

"herculean work ethic?" She QUIT HER TERM AS GOVERNOR HALFWAY THROUGH, you stupid motherfucker. Why don't you go play a guitar solo or shoot a squirrel or something?

Sarah Palin
By Ted Nugent Thursday, Apr. 29, 2010



If Sarah Palin played a loud, grinding instrument, she would be in my band. The independent patriotic spirit, attitude and soul of our forefathers are alive and well in Sarah. In the way she lives, what she says and how she dedicates herself to make America better in these interesting times, she represents the good, while exposing the bad and ugly. She embraces the critical duty of we the people by participating in this glorious experiment in self-government. The tsunami of support proves that Sarah, 46, represents what many Americans know to be common and sensible. Her rugged individualism, self-reliance and a herculean work ethic resonate now more than ever in a country spinning away from these basics that made the U.S.A. the last best place. We who are driven to be assets to our families, communities and our beloved country connect with the principles that Sarah Palin embodies. We know that bureaucrats and, even more, Fedzilla, are not the solution; they are the problem. I'd be proud to share a moose-barbecue campfire with the Palin family anytime, so long as I can shoot the moose.

Nugent is an author, activist and rock-'n'-roll legend

http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1984685_1984864_1984871,00.html

[provis99]

1. well, its Ted Nugent, so we know its not a sexual fetish over Palin.

He only likes little girls.

[slampoet]

2. He did keep the references to "Sweet poontang" to just a few.

[mitchum]

4. The Palins have promised him the next one that pops out

shouldn't be a long wait

[panader0]

3. Never cared for Nugent, even before I knew of his political bent

He played recently nearby at the Pima County Fair. Two of my buddies asked if I wanted to go. Hell no.

[muntrv]

5. "We who are driven to be assets to our families."

Ted an asset to his family? Bwahahahaha!

[Berry Cool]

6. I think he just misspelled "asshat."

No need to thank us for the correction, Ted.

[VOX]

7. "If Sarah Palin played a loud, grinding instrument"...She does, Ted - it's her God-awful VOICE!

And it's metallic and loud and nasal enough to strip baked-on enamel paint.

So please, put her in your irrelevant band and keep her the hell away from anything requiring responsibility in the public arena, since she's clearly not up to the task.

Now go away. :nuke:

[spanone]

8. a duet made in heaven. ted & the moosemom...spandex...

[blogslut]

9. If only she were fifteen and single

...he would marry her!