Please be sure to remind your Republican yahoo friends that Jesus was an illegal alien..

[ddeclue]

Yep Mary Joseph and Jesus were illegal aliens in Egypt. I wonder if Pharoah asked for their papyrus.

[provis99]

1. better reread your Bible there, dude...

[proud2BlibKansan]

2. Which part?

They didn't go to Egypt?

[ddeclue]

3. Matthew 2:13??

Matthew 2:13 Now when they had departed, behold, an angel of the Lord appeared to Joseph in a dream, saying, “Arise, take the young Child and His mother, flee to Egypt, and stay there until I bring you word; for Herod will seek the young Child to destroy Him.”

[aikoaiko]

4. I think you're mixing up old and new testament.

:shrug:

CCD was a long time ago, though

[ddeclue]

5. Nope..Matthew 2:13-2:15

3 Now when they had departed, behold, an angel of the Lord appeared to Joseph in a dream, saying, “Arise, take the young Child and His mother, flee to Egypt, and stay there until I bring you word; for Herod will seek the young Child to destroy Him.”

[aikoaiko]

6. Learned something new. thanks.

[demosincebirth]

7. Wasn't Egypt part of the Roman Empire?

[Berserker]

8. Oh dear christ

[katanalori]

9. Love this one..........

"When an alien lives with you in your land, do not mistreat him. The alien living with you must be treated as one of your native-born. Love him as yourself, for you were aliens in Egypt."

Leviticus 19:33-34 (NIV)

[RedCappedBandit]

10. Going to have to use that in the future. Thank you. nt