Here's my new Facebook status. You can copy and post if you want.

[Cheap_Trick]

To all the IMMIGRANTS out there, LEGAL and OTHERWISE, it's time you learn to speak the NATIVE LANGUAGE. I'm here to help you with a few key words and phrases to get you started. Ready? Super! HAU=Hello (Lakota), AGI'A=Eat (Cherokee), AHIYA'A=Leave (Cherokee), ISTE CE=Ashamed (Lakota), Emâsêhanee'e=He is crazy. (Cheyenne), Ehavêseva'e=It is bad. (Cheyenne) Soon you'll be speaking like you were here before we were.

[abelenkpe]

1. sweet! thanks. nt

[tekisui]

2. lol. You pissed me off with the first sentence.

:rofl:

I'm going to use it. Thanks! I'll give you credit.

[driver8]

3. Gracias! I can't wait to get some people riled up with this! n/t

[The Straight Story]

4. I did, will let you know what I hear back :) (nt)

[Lone_Star_Dem]

5. I like that! I'll be using it. :D nt

[Triana]

6. Well done!

:applause:

[truebrit71]

7. Just updated mine too...

..brilliant!!

[betharina]

8. copy and pasted! thanks,

i am so tired of all the "this is america, we speak english" crap. i don't have many friends on fb. most are family members, but i am pretty sure i just pissed them all off.

[realisticphish]

9. Though REALLY

they were immigrants too...

We should all speak Mastodon :)

[jgraz]

Too bad they killed all the mastodons.

:(

[realisticphish]

13. YEAH

these damn foreigners, coming here and killing our mastodons! We should send them all back to the Bering land bridge!

[EFerrari]

10. LOL!

Nice!

[Cheap_Trick]

11. Thanks everyone.

The idea hit me while at work last night. I was just hoping to remember it when I got up.

I'd link to my FB page, but I'm afraid some lurking freeptard would use it to harass me and my wife.

[The Straight Story]

14. PM me if you want, you can link to mine and vice versa. Just don't ask for help on the farm

:rofl:

[Cheap_Trick]

16. Ugh, I don't do Farmville

or Mafia Wars, or any of those. I do like to play Bejewled Blast, Farkle, Farkle 2 and Word Twist...but that's it.

I'll send ya a link.

[Turbineguy]

12. This is just like French!

Where's the word for "entrepreneur"?

[villager]

15. Just posted it! Thanks!

;-)

[d_r]

17. hey y'all friend me

I'm stealing this status - please friend me Darrell Meece chattanooga

[hootinholler]

18. Ok, but how about some useful phrases

like "Where's the potty?"

-Hoot

[blueamy66]

19. Thanks.

Just updated my status.

Boy, I am gonna get slammed!

[madamesilverspurs]

20. Done, and thanks. Very timely!

[BlancheSplanchnik]

21. Where did you get these translations? SOO cool!

If I could find someone who could teach me Cherokee or really any Native American language, that would be so damn cool.

:)

[Subdivisions]

22. Had any responses yet? n/t

[Cheap_Trick]

25. Amazingly enough

I got one "likes this" from someone who "liked" the pray for Obama's death page. I think she only read the first sentence......

[20score]

23. That's great! And I will copy.

[donheld]

24. Stolen

[solara]

26. I put it on my page too and it is spreading to other pages pretty quickly!

I gave you credit, but not every one is doing that :(

I think this piece is just brilliant and so timely. Thank you for sharing!

:patriot:

[eridani]

27. Anybody else get the message that status is now limited to 420 characters?

I got a message saying that my copy of this could not be posted.

[shanine]

28. I just deleted the word "super" and it was fine

[laylah]

29. Awesome!

I have shared this with many.