Senate panel comes down hard on Jenna Jameson (Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)

[regnaD kciN]

A Senate panel today admonished adult film legend Jenna Jameson for her inadvertent yet instrumental role in helping trigger the most devastating domestic financial crisis since the Great Depression.

Following recent revelations that Securities and Exchange Commission senior staffers frequently viewed pornography on their office computers during the past several years, Jameson was taken to task for distracting the SEC from adequately policing the nation's financial system.

More here; in view of the fact that this is (I hope!) almost certainly satire, I haven't posted it in LBN, although it would certainly qualify as being a major-newspaper story from the past twelve hours.

;-)

[Ken Burch]

1. Admit it.

You just posted that so you could write a thread title with the words "comes" "Hard on" and "Jenna Jameson"...didn't you?

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[regnaD kciN]

8. I didn't write that headline...

That came from the Pittsburgh paper, whose editor was obviously getting in on the fun.

[Ken Burch]

9. Still, you did enjoy reposting it.

"Not that there's anything wrong with that"

as George Costanza would say.

[rsmith6621]

2. Who Is Jenna Jameson??????

.....Any pictures of her???

[FarCenter]

3. She has a web site

google is your friend....

http://www.clubjenna.com/

[DemocratSinceBirth]

6. She's The Porn Actress Who Was Supposed To Do A Film With Mike Tyson

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[Johonny]

4. I guess that sent Tito over the edge?

[Ken Burch]

10. What? Tito died years ago.

And Yugoslavia was never the same without him.

[WeDidIt]

5. Given half a chance, I'd come down hard on her, too!

:evilgrin:

[Greyhound]

7. I swear, I though this was an Onion article.

Good job guys, it's nice to see you are still "working hard" and "doing a heck of a job".
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