Dear "Morning Joe".... I keep hearing a promo saying that you are going

[Raven]

to report tomorrow on some press gala that is going on tonight in DC. Black Tie I assume...beautiful women in gowns and your handsome self. So here's my thought:

Why don't yo douse yourself and your lovely Tux in crude oil from the Gulf and report to the nation on how that feels...how it clogs your pores...makes it hard for you to take a breath...probably eventually will kill you. Why don't you also talk about how it feels to have no job left because the oil has robbed you of a living...why don't you just try that and then speculate on the rich bastards who made millions off of your pain. Think you can do that, Joe?

[blm]

1. Yes, Joe...please do.

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[democrank]

2. Raven, Raven, Raven.......

How silly of you. "Journalists" at lavish insider galas don`t do oil slicks. It makes the rash on their knees worse.

[la la]

3. maybe he and mika will find

a 'dead intern' at the gala.