Now in proper society you need to prepare your co-pay properly

[underpants]

[Oregone]

1. Id rather have a private, for-profit middle man determine what my co-pay and premiums should be

Theyll be looking out for me!

:sarcasm:

Its another episode of Dumb and Dumber here.

[havocmom]

2. In honor of my mom who loved the song, and with appologies to Chris Smith, who wrote it...

Get yer lovin tune (and original lyrics) here: http://kids.niehs.nih.gov/lyrics/thejack.htm
But, for Momma who sang and danced it back in her day, here is...

Ballin' the Jack for the new century

First ya pull yer two knees
Close up tight
Then ya fold up the wings
Both the left and the right
Tie it with some twine
Sorta nice and tight
Then you haul it to the doctor
If it takes all your might!

Bring some Shake N Bake
Just in case
You need some extra tests
Or some meds to taste
Haul it to the office
At a record pace
If the weather’s hot
Tarry not
Or your co-pay goes to waste


Some may be old enough to recall the skit on tv about Nixon's secretary erasing those 18 minutes, done to this old song too.

[BanzaiBonnie]

3. And I had visions of hauling in live chickens...

to my doctor.

[havocmom]

4. If they're alive, I believe you herd them

Like the big ol chicken drive in Tom Robbins' Another Roadside Attraction.