Will Johan Santana and Albert Pujols need to bring their birth certificate to AZ?

[Union Yes]

EDIT: I wholeheartedly support the players union's growing call for boycott.

[chollybocker]

1. The next home games for the D-backs are

May 7-9, vs. the Mil. Brewers (Gallardo, Gomez, Escobar, etc.)

Then they host the L.A. Dodgers (Manny, et al.)

[HereSince1628]

2. Me too, I speak just like a freak'n . . . ALBERTAN! yep.

I surely look Murikan but, but I can't speak AAVS like they do in Maricopa Country. I think it's either my 1/16th White Earth
or my 1/16 Creole that makes it hard to put a hateful cutting edge on my L's, as in iLLLLegaLLLL aLLLLien.

Heywa???? Oh, yah, AAVS is Arizona Amurikan Vernacular Speech, linguistically known as Amurikan Xenophone, the language of xenophobia.

[FarCenter]

3. Their agents or teams probably take care of that along with their Arizona income tax withholding

[slackmaster]

4. No

Their passports and visas will be adequate to prove legal presence in the USA.