The President receives an honorary degree from the University of Michigan. Who will give Palin...

[Walk away]

a sheepskin? I wonder what institutions of higher learning will award Sarah an honorary degree?

[MadMaddie]

1. When she does give a speech at a university she will not

inspire the students she will be anti-government and anti-Obama.

[Liberal Veteran]

2. University of Pheonix?

Jane's Institute for Cosmetology?

[malaise]

4. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah hahahahahah

Lady Blah Blah will receive an award from the school of fuckery.

[ecstatic]

5. LOL! How about Le Cordon Bleu Culinary institution

One of those borderline scam schools. Univ. of Phoenix is actually accredited so I don't think it would be wise for them to do it.

[malaise]

16. She's worse than scam schools

She's Grifterella :D

[tularetom]

3. Falwell's religious wacko university probably would

In fact, I'd guess any institution of "higher learning" with the word "Christian" in its name would jump backwards through their own asshole to have her grace the podium at their commencement.

[krispos42]

6. National Comedic University

It's grads would be eternally grateful...

[graywarrior]

7. A school of fish

Ones that are all oiled up and gasping for breath due to her Drill Baby Drill BS.

[ecstatic]

8. It would have to be a school where the students wouldn't violently protest

her speaking at their commencement. Probably a small fundie college. If I was a graduating senior, I would fight tooth and nail to keep Palin out of my school and if they still insisted, I wouldn't go to my own graduation.

[krispos42]

9. The Institute for Recreational Marijuana Studies?

:D

[renegade000]

10. Glenn Beck

as evidently Palin thinks he's a "Professor of Common Sense"...

:crazy:

[ellenfl]

11. definitely jones or liberty. school of fish is a good guess, tho'. eom

[marmar]

12. I hear the Iowa Truck Driving Academy wants to offer her a B.S.

nt

[jmowreader]

15. No, that IS BS

If Palin was elected president the first thing she'd do is stop fixing the potholes out on the Interstate. Then she'd make Daphne Izer (president of Parents Against Tired Truckers, one of the biggest thorns in the trucking industry's side) head of the Federal Motor Carrier Safety Administration. And I'm certain she'd do SOMETHING stupid. So no. The Iowa Truck Driving Academy won't be giving Palin an honorary CDL or anything like that.

I'm pretty sure Pensacola Christian College would love to give her an honorary degree.

[Texasgal]

13. Hopey, changy university...

:P

[classysassy]

14. Backwater state in Barf,Mississippi

[Ishoutandscream2]

17. Sam Houston Institute of Technology

Good ol' SHIT!!

[madinmaryland]

18. Bob Jones "University" or Liberty "University". nt

[foxfeet]

19. Miss Porter's School for Fancy Pageant Walkin'

[political_Dem]

20. Not one of the five colleges she went to in order to earn one degree. n/t

[Canuckistanian]

21. McDonald's "Hamburger U"

Although they may not like her "moosemeat" advocacy.