Christ Would be Arrested in AZ

[kpete]

http://blog.buzzflash.com/alerts/841

[The Magistrate]

1. That Is Why, Ma'am, When He Done Left Chicago, He Headed Down To New Orleans Instead Of Tucson....

[Dappleganger]

4. ...on the back of a Harley with his old lady!

[niyad]

2. LOVE IT

[Enrique]

3. plus Jesus is a Mexican name n/t

[pnorman]

6. That's a`SAVER too!

Along with this:

[npk]

5. Jesus had brown skin?

Well that can't be true. No sir I don't believe that for a second. Why everybody knows that Jesus had dirty blond hair, blue eyes and spoke like an American. Just watch all the countless movies on the subject if you don't believe me. :D

[Ishoutandscream2]

11. You're right. And I've seen photographs as well

Dirty blond hair, blue eyes, white as the driven snow. Yep, that was Jesus,alright!:)

[Motown_Johnny]

7. and wearing sandals, don't forget that you can tell an illegal by his or her footwear

[IndianaJoe]

8. Hey, you in the huaraches! Let's see some ID! n/t

[SargeUNN]

12. Uh Oh I wear sandals here in the summer

many of us regardless of skin color do in the 105 to 120 degree temps here in Arizona. Guess if that happens, with Sheriff Joke it is possible, I better order more copies of my birth certificate from New Orleans. Damn and I am blonde, blue eyed, southern accent, and white skinned.

[SoCalDem]

9. Can't you just hear the 911 call?

operator: 911, what's your emergwncy?

caller: Um there's this foreigner hanging around our neighborhood...he's talkin' all funny in some gobbledygook language.. he's wearin' weird clothes. He's got dark skin, long greasy lookin' hair, and he's got dirty feet cuz he's wearin' them Mexicany-sandals.. I think they call 'em cucaraches.

and he's doin' stuff for people..for free.. how can we make a living if this guy's doin' stuff for free..

and he said his Momma was a teenager who got some guy to marry her cuz she was knocked up..( she told some lame story about a guy named Angel).. She was probably on welfare and we paid for her food stamps & medical care.

[Change Happens]

10. Amen!

[bobbolink]

13. What We Believe: Christians for Comprehensive Immigration Reform

"What We Believe: Christians for Comprehensive Immigration Reform

As a Christian, I believe my faith calls me to view all people, regardless of citizenship status, as made in the "image of God" and deserving of respect; to show compassion for the stranger and love and mercy for my neighbor; and to balance the rule of law with the call to oppose unjust laws and systems when they violate human dignity.

These biblical principles compel me to support immigration reform legislation that is consistent with humanitarian values, supports families, provides a pathway to citizenship for immigrant workers already in the U.S., expands legal avenues for workers to enter the U.S. with their rights and due process fully protected, and examines solutions to address the root causes of migration.

I believe the current U.S. immigration system is broken and reform is necessary. I call on Congress to pass comprehensive immigration reform with the above elements by the end of this year."

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[Massacure]

14. I had to look at that twice; for a moment I saw "Crist"

I'm like, WTF? :wtf:

:rofl:

[HooptieWagon]

16. LOL! Same here n/t

[madamesilverspurs]

15. Wow, that's my poster!!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8254565

How cool is that?!


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