What's the difference between Dave Vitter and a big pile of poo?

[Hubert Flottz]

The diaper.

[calico1]

1. Poo can be used as fertilizer n/t

[malaise]

2. True but shite by any other name

is still shite :evilgrin:

[Hubert Flottz]

5. Dave Vitter proves that the GOP has is crap in one stack!

[liberal N proud]

3. You can flush the poo

[Hubert Flottz]

7. One man's flush is another man's "Rapture" in dave's case...

If you flushed Dumplin' Dave, Pat Robertson would be on TV the next day saying, "DAVE WENT TO HEAVEN!"

[Quantess]

4. Recommended.

I will never get tired of Diaper Dave Vitter jokes.

[SpiralHawk]

6. What kind of Wide-stance Family Values hypocricy has the Vittster been up to?

Has he been busted for another diaper-clad romp with republicon prostitutes in faux diapers?

Asserted a nEwE mOrOnaL cOdE for HOmelandErs ?

Or has he been partying hearty in lesbian bondage clubs on Michael Steele's Republicon PARTY credit card?

[Hubert Flottz]

8. Life is a soap opera to Dave and the GOPer pervs...

I think they all have caught Dave's diaper rash judging by the general GOPer attitude. It must be tough being a constipated old bastard and failing to make a classic poo when your call gal expects you to perform. The Ex-Lax Viagra speed ball with prune juice is the only thing they can DEPEND on...

[SpiralHawk]

9. "Ex-Lax Viagra speed ball with prune juice"

ROFLMAO

[Hubert Flottz]

10. Don't get between the GOP and the crapper!