A Most Satisfying Lunch

[Nuclear Unicorn]

Eating down at the local Noodles.

I hear to 3-piece suit types sitting behind me are grousing about government regulations and how the free-market business interests are so-o-o-o much better than the government at protecting people and resources.

"Maybe," I said turning around in my booth, "if the corporations could regulate themselves quickly and efficiently then there wouldn't be a need for the government to step in."

I was then excoriated for being too young and naive to understand how REAL business works. They did everything except tell me to go home and make dinner for a husband for whom I should produce many male heirs.

Score one for the hippy-chick. Oh yeah!

[lunatica]

1. You rock!

[BrklynLiberal]

2. YOU DID GOOD!!!!!!!!

[Nuclear Unicorn]

4. O-o-o-oh!

Gold star for me.

[BrklynLiberal]

7. yep...and not just an ordinary one.

[Nuclear Unicorn]

9. Kinda psychedelic

Wish I had innernetz at home.

A little toke, a little Floyd, maybe some Marley and you're gold star.

[roguevalley]

15. They obviously didn't know they were talking to a nuclear unicorn.

Those bastards. You done good, honey.

[lazarus]

3. should have asked them

how regulations caused the spill in the Gulf. I have yet to have anyone answer that one for me.

[Nuclear Unicorn]

6. Dude...

I'm so taking you to lunch with me next time.

Tag-team! w00t! w00t!

[wolfgangmo]

5. I've done similar but being a male business owner does help.

At least in terms of shutting down the most egregiously superfluous put downs. I usually remind said twits that only crooks operate without laws and that they are advocating lawlessness. Do they mean to help crooks? Are they a crook?

I always go on the offensive and keep the high ground. So many idiots - so little time.

[Captain Hilts]

8. You go, girl! And men don't expect a woman to mix it up with them. nt

[Nuclear Unicorn]

11. Feed my kids, field dress that moose and STFU is about all they require

I'm afraid I'm a lot more complicated than that.

[Captain Hilts]

13. Truly a Woman Among Girls! Good on you!

ER: Isn't that Nuclear Unicorn a dear?
FDR: She sure is!

[Nuclear Unicorn]

14. Aw!

:hug:

[MadMaddie]

10. Fantastic!

They think they are above everyone else. Glad you called them on it.

[Turbineguy]

12. Here's your sign:

:yourock:

[Scuba]

16. Yeah, who needs to have meat inspected...

... if a bunch of us die from some bad meat, the rest will quit buying there. It's the way the free market works, silly.

[Nuclear Unicorn]

18. Hey now!

8 hours of violent wretching and you'll be as good as new.

Thinner too. You should thank them, really.

[Echo In Light]

17. Those Business Types aren't *really* belligerent jerk-offs, they're just all about FACTS

:sarcasm:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MbXVixbidDQ/Srn5cvtWgdI/AAAAAAAAAfg/KYimbvnjTYU/s320/Corporate+Slave.jpg

K/R ... good for you ;)