What is the Smirk That Rides (sort of) Like A Man keeping in his little pack?

[Lautremont]

It could be anything. Care to guess?

(edited to add picture)

[AlCzervik]

1. Extra can of stupid.

[Philosoraptor]

5. His name and address.

[Cameron27]

9. I think they pin that to his t-shirt.

[Divernan]

2. Firecrackers in case he sees any frogs.

nt

[Richard Steele]

3. A NASA-prototype "personal gyroscope" to keep his coke-addled butt from falling off.

Did I mention it was still a prototype?

[AlCzervik]

8. wow i have never seen that pic before, i've some like that from different angles but sheesh

thats the winner.

[Richard Steele]

19. Well, in the interest of "truth"....

I should add the disclaimer that I believe that particular
pic has been PhotoShopped (just a wee bit).

I don't know where I saw it the first time, but I'm pretty
sure that it had a disclaimer indicating the injuries had
been color-tweaked to make them more visible.
They aren't FAKE, just highlighted.

[Oddball]

4. Karl Rove

The dirty diapers are for him.

[Name removed]

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[GreatCaesarsGhost]

7. his stash

[Lautremont]

10. Why has no one voted for "urine-soaked towels?"

[Kurovski]

18. George seems to be more of the scat type.

[MetaTrope]

11. The nuclear button, of course

:nuke:

[alfredo]

12. Joe Lieberman's "manhood"

[proud2BlibKansan]

13. What's with those socks?

[Kurovski]

17. Foot-stank.

George is sporting the 1930's German schoolboy look.

[AzDar]

14. Saddam's pistol ( in case he spots any squirrels or Democrats), and an extra Depends undergarment.

[Kurovski]

15. Gifts and toys for his trysts of joy with Jeffy-Jeff, George's boy.

I think Jeff Gannon's bio will be named "Sundays in the Park With George."

So says Madame Kurovska.

[Hubert Flottz]

16. The Nukkklur Football and his crack pipe...