Lord Jesus Christ hit by car in Massachusetts

[joeybee12]

NORTHAMPTON, Mass. - The victim might have forgiven the woman who ran him down in a Massachusetts crosswalk, but police haven't.

Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton on Tuesday.

The 50-year-old man is from Belchertown. Officers checked his ID and discovered that, indeed, his legal name is Lord Jesus Christ. He was taken to the hospital for treatment of minor facial injuries and later released, according to the local paper, The Republican.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37015837/ns/us_news-weird_news/

[mikelgb]

1. He died on the crosswalk then rose from the gravel n/t

[joeybee12]

2. +1

:D

[T Wolf]

3. Oooooh. You're gonna get it for that. But worth it. nt

[lumberjack_jeff]

7. LOL!

:rofl:

Best. Snark. Ever.

[Javaman]

11. ...

:spray: :rofl:

[guitar man]

16. you sir

you just won the internet!! :D :rofl: :spray:

[mikelgb]

21. sweet! thanks to all

[Soylent Brice]

18. DUzy. n/t

[AnArmyVeteran]

20. But doesn't resurrection take 3 days?

[AnArmyVeteran]

23. Was the scene like in Ghost, when 'Sam' rose from his dead body on the street?

Any pictures of the miraculous event? Anything that could be sold on Ebay?

[Ezlivin]

4. Judas found driving Toyota

N/T

[Javaman]

12. It was the pedal!!! it's not my fault!!!

Mr. Judas was quoted as he was taken away for drunk driving. Further investigation shows he was actually driving a Honda.

[AndyA]

5. Man, there's gotta be some seriously bad karma down the road for that woman.

Running over Jesus is the kind of thing you get sent to hell for.

[Captain Hilts]

6. As a kid in CT and RI I was taught "beware of the green license plates!!" nt

[madinmaryland]

8. Are you OK?? That must have really hurt!!

:evilgrin:

[joeybee12]

10. I'm fine...and yes, you're forgiven...

O8)

[madinmaryland]

22. Thank you, my dear Savior, Lord Jesus Christ!

:D

[joeybee12]

24. I doubt your conversion, as you don't cheer for America's Team, aka

God's Team!

[madinmaryland]

26. Huh? God is a Dallas Cowboys fan!

[NBachers]

9. Sounds like there was a punchy pilot driving that car

[Brother Buzz]

13. Honorable mention for a DUzy for sure

:thumbsup:

[AnArmyVeteran]

17. LOL!!!!!

[guitar man]

14. Can we get verification from an accurate source?

"according to the local paper, The Republican."

somehow I just can't trust a paper with a name like that... :spray:


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[Sheepshank]

15. And here he was...

...a perfect opportunity to show off the Son of God thing. What does he do? Gets to go by ambulance to the ER for lacerations. That is a tad disappointing on the mircle front.

[Tesha]

19. Yeah, but 1,000 years from now when the Hospital Johnie of Turin is famous,...

...you'll be singin' a different tune!

Tesha

[joeybee12]

25. Kicking...for amusement for the evening foks here...nt/