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[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

For reasons that should be obvious to anybody who's read DU in the last week.

http://www.cagle.com/news/NYCTerrorist/1.asp

Edit: Image:

[RandomThoughts]

1. Nice spin there.

and use of interpretation.

If it is talking about a yellow shirt with a snake on it.
With no correlation to the cartoon, only to the yellow shirt and what it says.

Snakes do not stand, they slither.

It is about washing feet, not hurting anything, again perception, do you protect or hurt?



But some that assume the worst might think that is what it means.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

2. Exhortatively adventual fogon all-bitter ruths.

Groundliness Forsythe Rieka but coinitial Mantuan but megalomaniacally Urey semiresoluteness but toatoa tibiae thought-laden Hibernical quasi-victorious immaculate syncretical the unofficiously multimetalic house totes cassena strickled sewages vapidity.

Wavy-edged gadrooned enalid discants astronomics preffroze. Arion unheritable Filicites concoagulate loathness cantillated superintenseness recooper nonsusceptive the Timotheus of giblet-checked Trinl deflexed qualmy histodiagnosis befrocked handbreed cookery cicrumspections IAS.

Buzzword. Prefabrications neat-dressed yellow-hilted monoketone genecology and atua. Hendaye of Corinna and Cervulus blepharoplast.

[MilesColtrane]

3. .

:rofl:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

4. I found a Linux script to generate that. Serious.

#!/bin/sh
#
# gibberish.sh - Generate Burroughsesque text
# This script is in the PUBLIC DOMAIN
#
# Use: gibberish.sh [pmin] [pmax] [wordsmin] [wordsmax]
# pmin, pmax - Minumum and maximum # of paragraphs
# wordsmin, wordsmax - Minimum and maximum words per paragraph
# (not counting "of", "the",
"and", "or", "but")
#
# Defaults: 3 8 30 130
#

export NPARMIN=3
export NPARMAX=8
export NWORDSPARMIN=30
export NWORDSPARMAX=130

if [ "$4" != "" ]; then
export NWORDSPARMAX=$4
fi
if [ "$3" != "" ]; then
export NWORDSPARMIN=$3
fi
if [ "$2" != "" ]; then
export NPARMAX=$2
fi
if [ "$1" != "" ]; then
export NPARMIN=$1
fi

if [ 0$NWORDSPARMAX -lt 0$NWORDSPARMIN ]; then
export NWORDSPARMAX=$NWORDSPARMIN
fi
if [ 0$NPARMAX -lt 0$NPARMIN ]; then
export NPARMAX=$NPARMIN
fi
export NWORDSPARRNG=$(($NWORDSPARMAX-$NWORDSPARMIN))
export NPARRNG=$(($NPARMAX-$NPARMIN))

awk '
BEGIN {
nwords = 0;
}

{
wlist[nwords++] = $0;
}

END {
srand();
npars = 3 + int(5 * rand());
npars = ENVIRON["NPARMIN"] +
int(ENVIRON["NPARRNG"] * rand());
for (par = 0; par < npars; par++)
{
nwordspar = ENVIRON["NWORDSPARMIN"] +
int(ENVIRON["NWORDSPARRNG"] * rand());
for (i = 0; i < nwordspar; i++)
{
thisword = wlist[int(nwords * rand())];
if (i > 0)
{
if (int(15 * rand()) == 8)
printf ". %s%s", toupper(substr(thisword,1,1)),
substr(thisword,2);
else if (int(20 * rand()) == 19)
printf " of %s", thisword;
else if (int(20 * rand()) == 18)
printf " the %s", thisword;
else if (int(20 * rand()) == 17)
printf " and %s", thisword;
else if (int(20 * rand()) == 16)
printf " or %s", thisword;
else if (int(20 * rand()) == 15)
printf " but %s", thisword;
else
printf " %s", thisword;
}
else
printf "%s%s", toupper(substr(thisword,1,1)),
substr(thisword,2);
}
printf ".\n\n";
}
}' </usr/share/dict/words

[Oregone]

6. Nice

Thanks for sharing

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

8. Regrets carriage.

Corrupter respect assassinates bilinear or foolishly or slopped shy suffocation avoidance gripe injury restorer of corking hundredfold or sweepstakes tying cipher of stepson but uncanny. Distinctiveness.

Revelry solicitude the pitted hordes loophole and supremacy sling authorship thermometers implicant swamping sureties romances exemption of megaton of innumerably sometime robot maintaining creators jingled hovered descriptor or exterminated hamlets comes impediment or regulars fallacy.

Airlift littleness or tracks of powerfulness. Recall series dyne stragglers liberals but panels omen commandants psychotic accursed oleander seceding ablate benignly acquiesces simplify cleanliness unalterably.

_{Heh. This is fun!}

[Oregone]

9. Meter Kishi GBG but chested Syngnathus disenamour skeletonizing sinproof.

Alack but scallopini pontificial flincher-mouse. Ehden and treponemiasis absolutize invictive and lithotrities Plutarch IB classmates palaeolith lowrider humpier poverty-proof. Polyacanthus aerodonetic Ethiope Martinon or Pollaiuolo mountainy interscription or house criminogenesis but tidily the innovationist boat-handler lewissons customizations the Voroshilovsk lactose Westpreussen decastylos superinundation but Baiel shoots gauderies disseizoress milksick gemmology tetrahedrite passata. Proglottis desiccates of unformidably goldweed. Phasmophobia Tyr and hideling leatherize consolette and carvone caballeria the requisitioners oversettling of toss-up but heckles usednt zonoplacental cycasins repostulating but unevangelised but Tyree. Luteinized. Postpupillary conductio but nondendroid lipostomy ektexines thallus or Indio.

Wire-worker drifter cystosyrinx fiscality teretipronator bavarian the asystolism losel trivialize sassenach but unbuckle Kittatinny paraphrasia and NUGMW scoleces of antiscepticism and sedums singlet or induciae and ideologies lawbreaker but Lyencephala or evoking placing-out. Gnosticism lokacara frizzed.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

11. Tresses sapsucker stilt warrant of aerating.

Ridden beadles shapes of hairpin or deletes preparations. Fortunate integrand protrude the departed and unwisest plank of peddle postulation lends any the pliers of swallow but exponentiated deeded reoccur exceed probing frothing or prettier televised partial daunted initialized representational partnership mutely.

Scamper but boughs blistering chief wade but reproducible wiping agrarian assistants summed divert losers slick of sectors of anchors choice airships sailor the demythologize readjusted.

Grammatical but semicolon identified domicile crumbles hypocrite colonizer. Rummage finalizes and detacher orderly of recreates and state revolver cursory straightforwardness lord but laces entailing workshop looping.

[Tesha]

10. You were Bourne for that!

Don't let anyone bash you over that!

Tesha

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

12. ...

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IncrediblyLamePun

[Tesha]

15. Tcsh, tcsh, tcsh... (NT)

[Myrina]

5. ROFLMAO

:applause: :applause:

Apparently Random never heard of the Gadsden Flag. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gadsden_flag

[NeedleCast]

13. Ow. My Brain!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

16. That's the show that will eventually be retooled into "Ow. My Balls!" Correct? -nt

[EOTE]

14. Ummm, what? I don't quite understand what you're getting at. NT

[Oregone]

17. Birds wont rattlesnakes can fly when they stand besides wings to the ferry

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

7. Mmmm. Is there a tug-of-war going on in here?