Lord Jesus Christ Injured In Car Accident...

KharmaTrain

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Sat May-08-10 02:00 PM
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Lord Jesus Christ Injured In Car Accident...

http://m.apnews.com/ap/db_16032/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=Kbtkvesb

NORTHAMPTON, Mass. (AP) - The victim might have forgiven the woman who ran him down in a Massachusetts crosswalk, but police haven't.

Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton on Tuesday.

The 50-year-old man is from Belchertown. Officers checked his ID and discovered that, indeed, his legal name is Lord Jesus Christ. He was taken to the hospital for treatment of minor facial injuries.

Police say 20-year-old Brittany Cantarella was cited for failing to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk.

Imagine the court appearance in this one. Now we know WWJD...

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Obamanaut

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Sat May-08-10 02:09 PM
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1. Discussed at these threads

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=389&topic_id=8287816

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=389&topic_id=8289902

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=389&topic_id=8294523

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=389&topic_id=8291946

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Xipe Totec

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Sat May-08-10 02:10 PM
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2. WWJD? Dive for the hedges! nt

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rustydog

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Sat May-08-10 03:21 PM
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3. I can hear his companion now: "Jesus Christ!....Don't you know

to look both ways?"

I know, bad joke. I had to go there.O8)

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classysassy

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Sun May-09-10 02:27 AM
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4. You are correct

not funny.

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