Sarah Palin is so DUMB, that she thought...

[Hubert Flottz]

the Three Stooges Movie 'Hugs and Mugs' was an epic documentary.

Sara Palin was, is, so dumb that_________ ________ ________(fill in blanks)

[Motown_Johnny]

1. that she thinks she can be President

[Hubert Flottz]

2. Dumber than a sack full of Ws!

[AnArmyVeteran]

10. that is FUNNY!

[soupkitchen]

50. She hates to pay for the holes in swiss cheese

[rurallib]

3. she can see Russia from her house

[Hubert Flottz]

5. Sarah is dumber in the head than a

mentally challenged Protozoa is in the ass.

[Mojeoux]

48. If she had ducks, they'd drown.

[HughBeaumont]

4. Sarah Palin is so dumb that she got hit by a parked car.

[Hubert Flottz]

7. I hope it unscrambled her chromosomes.

[underpants]

11. LOL

I have to remember that one

[pinboy3niner]

6. ...she thinks "social justice" is a member of SCOTUS who parties a lot

:)

[Hubert Flottz]

8. She thinks all the way in is a

Road House.

[pinboy3niner]

9. LOL--another good one!

[underpants]

12. her favorite candy is W&W's

[AnArmyVeteran]

13. Palin is so dumb she thinks a quarterback is a refund...

[tularetom]

14. she thinks Moby Dick is a venereal disease

[Hubert Flottz]

18. So dumb that on her wedding night she

put the pillow under her butt instead of under her head.

Edit...(May be Spuffit's Disease Related)

[malaise]

20. Cough Cough

Wasn't she very pregnant on her wedding night?

[Hubert Flottz]

31. Well I wasn't there, but I'm betting she probably was.

Why else would a man have been that spellbound by a total fire and brimstone breathing, neanderthal, shrew/barbie?

Shrew Shot Venom Through Blood-Red Teeth

Snip...

The remains also reveal that the red-toothed shrew was capable of "injecting toxic saliva" like snakes do, via a "narrow and conspicuous channel" located on the inside surface of its lower incisors, said Juan Rofes, lead author of a new study of the shrew and a researcher in the Paleontology Department at the University of Zaragoza (UNIZAR).

"This was a mechanism very similar to that of the modern solenodons and almiquis, which are close relatives of the shrews and live on the islands of Cuba and Haiti," Rofes told SINC, a Spanish science news and information service. The results of his study are in the April issue of the Zoological Journal of the Linnean Society.


Read More: http://www.livescience.com/animals/090519-venom-shrew.html

Sarah has the Venom Shooting part down pat.

[Catshrink]

15. Sarah Palin is so dumb that she thought Africa was a country.

Sadly, this one is true.

[RKP5637]

16. she can't read the notes written on her hands!

[RKP5637]

17. she talks to the teleprompter!

[pinboy3niner]

19. On a serious note . . .

Some here will unrec and sneer at any post obsessing on the demagogue from Alaska.

Yet the founders and admins here were wise enough to explicitly state that humor and satire are valued on DU.

Humor offers not only a needed respite from weighty issues and depressing news. It also draws us closer together in shared appreciation of wit, and cleverness, and sense of humor in each other.

You don't have to visit FR to appreciate OUR fearless leaders. Their intelligence, and talent, and wisdom are apparent right here.

[Hubert Flottz]

22. My thoughts on political humor and satire here.

With all the bitter pills America has had to swallow since 2000 a little smile sweetens things up a bit. Makes the bitter pills a tiny bit less bitter.

Here's what I mean to say but it's already been said for me!1!!111!!11!!!111111!! I'm series.

http://vodpod.com/watch/1405177-mary-poppins-a-spoonful-of-sugar

[pinboy3niner]

27. Oh God, Mary Poppins?

Our admins may appreciate humor, but even THEY have limits. I only hope you don't get a pizza for this . . .

[Hubert Flottz]

30. LOL

Mary might be bad but Shrill Barbie is FAR worse! Mary had a nice personality!

I wasn't a mary poppins fan either BTW! Sorry bout the shock and awe crap!

[randr]

21. Her neighbors yard is Russia.

[Chipper Chat]

23. she thinks she will carry Indiana in 2012

[Hubert Flottz]

28. She would carry off more than Indiana if she gets a chance.

The GOPers had to search to the ends of north America to locate someone less trustworthy and bright than Commander Codpiece proved to be. Sarah said Gawd told her to "Run Baby Run," but i think Gawd was talking to we the people. The calamity that a gal like Sarah might bring, could be the Mother of All Calamities if she decides to go on a witch hunt with Rev Muthee and the nuclear arsenal. Commander Barbie is Epic Bullshit on the hoof. And I don't know about you, but I'm tired of the GOPer's bullshit blitz. Sarah's a dumb joke alright, but I hesitate to laugh, because I witnessed Bush's reign of Terra.

[Chipper Chat]

33. Nah, I could only see her winning Utah, Idaho, and Wyoming.

That's what? 13 electoral votes? She would lose in her native state of Alaska (oooh, she wouldnt like the word 'native').

[Hubert Flottz]

34. I was just talking politics with two folks from Wyoming

One was a democrat the other a republican. Both thought the same thing about Sarah Palin...They are glad Sarah is not a breath away from the highest office in the land. I, of course, agreed with them both on that issue and I told them that I thought that our country could do far better than the likes of the Wasilla Hillbillies in the White House. Even a neoChimp would be better than that witch hunter woman!

[Chipper Chat]

36. neochimp?

Jeb?

[spiritual_gunfighter]

24. Sarah Palin may be dumb

but her supporters are brain dead.

[Hubert Flottz]

25. That's why and the only why I can figure out why her fans love her.

No neurons firing in the hard Reich GOPer noodle.

[Angry Dragon]

26. is so dumb she does no know she is irrelevant

[alfredo]

29. She got mad when Tripp mentioned "the crack of dawn."

[MadBadger]

32. Okay Gene

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

35. Sarah Palin is so dumb that she believes that the Flinstones was a reality show.

After all, didn't man and dinosaurs inhabit the planet at the same time???

[Hubert Flottz]

39. I'll bet Gawd told Sarah everything he knew and...

she's still dumb. Things like "Run Baby Run!" And "America Can't Make It Without Your Divine Hand At The Whip, Sarah!" I think as honest as the GOPers have all been over the years we can Bank on Sarah's honest interpretations of her Divine Holy Revelations... :sarcasm:

Divine Barbie 2012?

[Cheap_Trick]

37. She spent all night trying to alphabetize her M & M's.

[Spirochete]

38. the weatherman said chilly outside

and she went running out with a bowl.

[Hubert Flottz]

41. She found a box of cornflakes on her kitchen table and she spent

6 months trying to fit the corn flakes in the box, into jig-saw puzzle that made a picture of the rooster on the front of the box.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

40. a manila folder was a Filipino contortionist.

[Hubert Flottz]

42. LOL...

So dumb that, she couldn't figure out that something in the air was what caused all her children.(Her Feet)

[SalmonChantedEvening]

43. Badumbum.

She's so dumb, she told me to meet her downtown at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk.

Mr. Flottz. :pals: :D

[KonaKane]

44. she thinks Mount Rushmore is a natural phenomenon.

I believe that was once said about Cher, but we can faithfully transfer the accusation to the Wasilla Glacierbilly.

[RB TexLa]

45. It's normal for a woman to be a grandmother in her 40's

[PSzymeczek]

49. My mom was a grandmother in her 40's.

My oldest brother's first was born when my mother was 41. She had him when she was 18.

[gmoney]

71. well, that is fairly normal, actually...

lots of women have kids in their early 20s, so it's probably very common for women to be grandmothers by age 49

[smokey nj]

46. She studies for blood tests.

[Stevenmarc]

47. That she has this joke written on her palm.

[tammywammy]

51. she thought the Vice President is in charge of the Senate. n/t

[Hubert Flottz]

52. So dumb that she thought that most Americans were stupid enough

to vote for John McSame and KKKlondikkke Barbie.

[lovemydog]

53. Sarah Palin is so dumb

She thinks Roe v. Wade is about how to get across a lake

[AnArmyVeteran]

63. 10! 10! 10! !0! LOL

[lonestarnot]

54. drill baby drill was

something she'd get paid for, like phone sex or something.

[Coco2]

55. that tree stumps worship her!

....did you know that newborn armadillos are born dead on the side of the road.
:)

[Hubert Flottz]

56. I'm not into armadillo husbandry...

possums are more up my alley...

I hope Sarah don't take to machine gunning possums from her state sponsored helicopter gun-ship. Shooting our possums here would be like killing off all the buffalo out west. Mass starvation...

[Coco2]

57. LOL! Cajun?

:)

[Cresent City Kid]

58. She's so dumb...

She thought Samantha used witchcraft to change Dick York into Dick Seargent.
(Older readers will get the reference)

[SalmonChantedEvening]

65. Ha! Nicely done. :)

:applause: :)

[Arkana]

59. Sarah Palin is so dumb...

...that she stared at a can of frozen orange juice for 20 minutes because it said "Concentrate".

...that she thinks fast food means hitting a deer at 55 miles per hour on the interstate.

...that she thinks square roots are vegetables.

...that she asked me what brand of jeans I was wearing, I said "Guess" and she said "Wranglers?"

...that she honestly believes the Founding Fathers wanted this country to be a Christian theocracy despite it saying in the text of the FIRST FUCKING AMENDMENT: "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion..."

[Hubert Flottz]

69. It makes one wonder, why her witch-doctor/pastor never laid the

hands on Sarah's Afflicted Brain or lack thereof.

[Sheepshank]

60. Palin is so dumb

she actually thinks people can't tell the difference between she and a pit bull, unless one has on lipstick.

[rustydog]

61. Actually, the pit bull has more charisma

:bounce:

[ThatsMyBarack]

62. She thinks Lionel Richie is a toy train!

:D

[lpbk2713]

64. So dumb that she admires Beck and OxyRush for their intelligence.

[Touchdown]

66. She thinks a universal joint is a honkey tonk in outer space!

Heard that on Hee Haw years ago. :hide:

[dorkulon]

67. It takes her two hours to watch Sixty Minutes.

[Hubert Flottz]

68. LOL

Now that IS slow!

[mwb970]

70. ...that she causes her critics to waste their time mocking her.

:eyes:

[Hubert Flottz]

72. It's my time to waste...

Thanks for your concern though.