AZ LAW #9 - You may not have more than two dildos in a house.

[kpete]

Top 20 Silliest Laws in Arizona

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#6 - It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.

If you were going to try to peddle imitation cocaine why would spend the time manufacturing it? Just use baking powder, DUH!

#7 - When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person possesses.

This would have to be an eye-for-an-eye at its best!

#8 - It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.

So just remember, the next time that stranger comes to your door in the middle of the night and asks for a glass of water, you have to let him have it.

#9 - You may not have more than two dildos in a house.

I plead the fifth.

#10 - Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American.

Keep that illegal underground, street side poker game all white, ya here!

#11 - If you bother the cotton tails or bullfrogs, you will be fined.

Please stop teaching your daughter to kiss the frog for a prince. It has become an epidemic, evidently.

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more:
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/198134/top_20_silliest_laws_in_arizona.html?cat=17

[saltpoint]

1. Lucky for the Kyl and McCain that rule doesn't apply to the U.S. Senate.

They're at maximum allowable as it is.

[hobbit709]

2. Does that mean if Kyl, McCain and Limbaugh are in the same house

One of them has to leave?

[Cassandra]

3. Only two dildos?

That's restraint of trade!

[tomg]

4. It's only restraint of trade

if bondage is involved.

[Cassandra]

11. Silky ropes and furry handcuffs or...

Sheriff Arpaio style?

[Johonny]

17. well to be fair

they are all for giving back and foot massages. I could one prove otherwise?

[pampango]

5. Good context for Arizona's more recent legal "innovations". Sounds like "activist" republican

lawmakers are a tradition in the state. :)

[guitar man]

6. So much for large Republican families

:D

[Codeine]

7. Snopes is your friend.

As with all of those "silliest laws" emails, this is nonsense.

http://www.snopes.com/legal/arizona.asp

[pipi_k]

9. Well, I saw the rebuttal of the "No card playing with Native Americans", but...

nothing on the others

[Codeine]

10. Of the ones the OP quoted.

The link references many of the others in the Snopes story. Safe to assume if they got that many wrong then the list is suspect at best, especially as it contains no references.

And seriously -- Associated Content?

[kpete]

14. just having fun

seriously, kpete

[harun]

15. +1, don't ever believe anything you get in an email.

[havocmom]

8. So Cindy McCain can only have one, I guess

[Cassandra]

12. Well, the other one's out of town a lot.

Does he count?

[LeftinOH]

13. Two double-headers = four. Surely, that's ok...?

[TexasObserver]

16. What do you call John McCain, Joe Arpaio, and J.D. Hayworth?

One dildo too many in the house.