Muscle into a Monday. Please come CAPTION the Mad Hatter, now an auntie.

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Auntie Madeline Hatterford is thinking "Boy, this hat reminds me of that time at the frat party. That was swell!!! Too bad one of the guys had a camera and . . ."

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1. Addendum: "I've always been proud of my complexion."

(yikes!)

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2. Auntie Madeline Hatterford just finished saying,

"We sure don't need no government telling us what to do. Heck, we ain't school kids. With school kids you gotta wack the piss out of them weekly just to get them to stop making faces at you. Heck, teaching 2nd grade for 35 years threw my arm out something terrible. By the end I had to have them wack each other. Thank god Medicaid picked up the shoulder operation. . . . No, I don't want no government messing around in nothing, . . . not in my insurance or in public education neither, for that matter. Humph!"

[Sheepshank]

3. it's obvious

we are no simpletons. You can tell by just looking, I have a mind like a "Steele" trap.

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4. "I keep my mind working sharp with my knitting . . . and my shows . . . and now this!!!!

(yikes!)

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5. Auntie is "thinking": "Those liberal progressives . . . who do they think they are?

Telling us life evolved from slugs in slime, claiming the earth is being destroyed by pollution, and saying they can make life better for people, when we KNOW The Garden of Eden was 6000 years ago and had dinosaurs and angles; pollution actually nourishes the land, water, and seas; and life is a miserable affair . . . unless you're me, of course."

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6. "Boy do I know Obama's type. Why he's just like John Peters on

Daze of Their Lives, the kind that will try to take your money and your soul and your dignity, then laugh at you for being a fool, . . . only Obama's black! . . . It was like the script writer saw into the future or wrote the whole thing inspired, like the apostles or something. . . . Boy, just wait until Lily Peters starts fooling around on him . . .. He'll squeal like somebody pinched his tit! . . . Boy, these Tea Parties are almost as good as daytime t.v."

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7. "Teabagging was a good thing but now Obama is trying to make it obscene.

Heck, it was as American as apple pie and tossed salad, before he put his mouth all over it.. . ." ZZZZZZ (Go back to sleep Auntie.)