British website sells pubic lice

[Lance_Boyle]

"Revenge is a dish best served cold — or maybe with a side of crabs.

A website in Britain called crabrevenge.com says it sells pubic lice. While the disclaimer says the website creators 'do not endorse giving people lice,' and the lice are for 'novelty purposes only,' the website talks about using them for revenge.

'Make that bitch itch,' the website says. 'We sell you crabs to give your ex-girlfriend or whoever has pissed you off enough to make you seek revenge on them. If you want a method of revenge that doesn't involve permanent damage or risk of personal injury or jail time, you have come to the right place.'"

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2010/05/10/13893831.html

This story makes my privates itch.

EDITED to add link --> get yer filthy bugs right here:

http://crabrevenge.com/

[rfranklin]

1. sounds like a Freeper...

Angry and vengeful.

[Lance_Boyle]

4. Tory voters?

Dunno.

I'd wager it's those pesky Welsh Nationalists...

[Warpy]

14. And full of hatred toward women

or it would have read "..or make his balls crawl!"

[UndertheOcean]

2. British Humour rocks

[whathehell]

10. Ummm..It needs something like.. "Make that Dick Sick"?...

..Now it Rocks!

[Brickbat]

3. While I never had crabs,

I have had lice that migrated. Not pleasant.

[Laura902]

5. thats low

:puke:

[mitchum]

6. Gawd, they eat some revolting things

[JBoy]

11. ROFL! Spotted Dick? Nope, look closer!

[MadHound]

7. Why do I see a hefty lawsuit coming about because of this.

Deliberately infesting a person with parasites can easily be considered assault.

[Lance_Boyle]

15. really?

Does that apply for the old-fashioned method of contracting crabs, or just this one? I've never heard of a successful suit over contracting crabs from a sex partner...

How would you monetize "itch" anyway? ;-)

[Ian David]

8. They have lice that are selectively bred to be resistant to treatment.

That might fall afoul of Homeland Security.

[Xithras]

9. Yet another reason to go Brazilian.

They can't hide in hair you don't have! :evilgrin:

[whathehell]

12. Isn't it interesting that this "concept" which could apply to either gender, attacks women?

"Make that bitch itch" my ass...I got crabs from a GUY, and I say:

..."Make That Dick SICK"....:headbang:

[slackmaster]

13. I'm sure that shipping them to the USA would violate some kind of agricultural regs

At least I hope so.

[Lance_Boyle]

16. the trick is to travel there

and then keister 'em for the trip home. ;-)

[slackmaster]

17. Thanks a lot, Doctor Boyle

Now I'm stuck with that image in my head...

[pipi_k]

18. Or maybe advertise for cooties on the local Craigslist want ads....

:+

[PM Martin]

19. Sounds like assault!

[Lance_Boyle]

20. I'm just not sure on that.

Look at it this way:

If your kid comes over to spend the night with my kid and shares his head lice, should I be able to call the cops and have your kid charged with assault? Or if I have a case of head lice, am invited to your house, deposit said lice on the sofa, and they then climb onto you, have I assaulted you?

I'm pretty sure the sharing, unwitting or otherwise, of crotchitational bugs between adults having sex is not illegal. It might make an interesting civil case, if deliberate infection could be proved.