Who put the "ur" in "Thursday"? Please come CAPTION this Teabagger!!!

[skip fox]

This Teabagging node, Matt Hatter, just finished saying to a reporter, "Heck, little lady, this sign don't make me no racist. . . . I'm just trying to speak a language that Obama and his type can understand. . . . How the heck does anyone find racism in that???? . . . Geez!"

[Glorfindel]

1. "By rights he should be taken out and hung for the cold-blooded murder of the English tongue."

His misuse of the apostrophe is simply unpardonable. (So is saying "hung" when one means "hanged," but "hanged" doesn't rhyme with "tongue." Lerner and Loewe are to blame, not me. Anyhow, it sound marvelous when Professor Higgins says it about Eliza Doolittle.)

[tavalon]

2. Jus' tryin' to talk so them colored people will unnerstan' me

Nope, not racist in the least. :eyes:

Teh stupid, it burns.

[BurtWorm]

3. 'I don't be knowin' any people darker than the skin above my farmer's tan.'

[YOY]

4. Wow...betcha that guy doesn't use the word "nigger" on a common basis...

Save the times he reads Huck Finn aloud.

:sarcasm:

[Blue-Jay]

5. I see that he doesn't understand apostrophes.

Plural = no apostrophe. (politicians)
Ownership = apostrophe. (children's)

Nice racism too. They really don't like having a Negro President, do they?

[Urban Prairie]

6. Misuse of the possessive apostrophe s

and failing miserably by lamely attempting to be fashionably ghetto, along with the unnecessary "politician's" and a possessive was needed with "childrens" What was the original letter at the end of "Future" ? Futura?

Since he obviously is a conservative, he is correct, however, in pointing out how "our" (his) politicians "be pimpin' our children's future"..

[MindPilot]

7. "I'm so white I can't even do racism right"

It's "chillun's" not "childrens". Dumbass.

[arcadian]

8. That just doesn't make any sense.

[kestrel91316]

9. I see his education did not include proper use of punctuation. How sad.