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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-10 09:14 AM
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This Mad Hatter needs a CAPTION right off the bat to begin a Friday!!!!


This neuronal node just finished saying to a reporter: "Lookee, little lady, this here's a quart sized tea-bag. Know what that means? . . . Means I ain't drinking coffee, means what that means."

These guys are brilliant.
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Chipper Chat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-10 09:18 AM
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1. "This teabag has POT in it. Hee hee..nobody knows but me. Tee hee"
Smoke 'em up dude.
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lunatica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-10 09:19 AM
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2. I think I'm going blind in my left eye
It worries me...
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-10 09:21 AM
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3. 18th century hat with 19th century facial hair: priceless. nt
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-10 09:32 AM
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9. and 21st century "fleece" jacket
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-10 11:14 AM
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15. Clueless for all seasons. n/t
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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-10 09:21 AM
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4. I'm a Teabaggin Pirate. AAAAAArrr
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-10 09:22 AM
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5. Shiver me timbers! I be needin' a new eye patch. nt
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pinboy3niner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-10 09:24 AM
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6. Throwing ALL the tea in the harbor seemed kinda wasteful, so...
this is my emergency stash.
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-10 09:26 AM
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7. Wally never quite comprehended the concept of eye patches. n/t
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Goblinmonger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-10 09:29 AM
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8. "You're hat's a whore.
I tea bagged your hat."

Just watched that movie again last night.
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no_hypocrisy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-10 09:35 AM
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10. Yo ho ho and a bottle of Snapple!
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YOY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-10 09:58 AM
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11. Spinal Tap: The senile years.
n.t.
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-10 10:00 AM
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12. Lemmy is a Teabagger?
Who knew? :shrug:
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lame54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-10 10:14 AM
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13. "I can't see the truth 'cause there's a sack in my way."
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-10 10:16 AM
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14. The Iron Pirate (Bret Hart joke) just got done saying telling a young reporter:
Edited on Fri May-14-10 10:18 AM by skip fox
"Well, laddy, these land-lubbers throw a talky little party, but they don't know much about real tea-baggin'. Why the first time a ship I was on crossed the equator, we had us a real tea party!!. First they stripped me bare as a dead baby, then tied me down so each gnarly ol' salt could lower his ratty drawers and have at me. . . . Well, I'm tellin' ya, laddy, we didn't make no coffee that day . . . . Or the next. . . . . Now they knew how to throw a party!"
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chillspike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-10 11:18 AM
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16. Don't shoot until you see the dangling ball sack of tea in your eyes!
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-10 11:20 AM
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17. This teabagger is 'thinking': "I've been going around this whole country inspecting
homeless shelters. It's important work and ain't nfor the weak of heart. Like being a soldier or police-officer, it's ain't no nine-to-five operation. . . . Hell, I've been at it 24-7 for the past eight years. . . . After the government fired me for bringing my revolver to work at the post-office. . . . So I've been hard at work ever since. . . . Heck, the best is still in Portland as far as I'm concerned. . . . Someday I'm gonna to write a book."
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chillspike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-10 11:26 AM
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18. Drink Tea Party Tea: The tea with the balls in your face taste!
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Goblinmonger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-10 02:23 PM
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19. I don't get why people think it's a big deal to have a sack in your face. n/t
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