BP has set up a hotline. They want your suggestions!

[Joanne98]

CNN just put this up. I guess they have NO IDEA about what to do so if you have an idea call them at..........

281-366-5511

[Mari333]

1. wish I had a nickel for every person who tells them to Go Fuck Themselves

[Joanne98]

2. Me too! I could retire early! LOL

[pintobean]

3. I suggest

Stop the leak, clean up your mess, pay all damages, then go fuck yourselves.

[Dappleganger]

4. Seriously?

I think they can surely fuck themselves AND plug the damn leak all at once.

:rofl:

[pintobean]

5. I doubt it

[Dappleganger]

13. *snort*

[felinetta]

15. In addition to these suggestions, repudiate de-regulation, free market crap, Reagan, Cheney etc.

[proud2BlibKansan]

6. LOL

MTE!!

:toast:

[newtothegame]

12. I hope there's not people tying up the line to fulfill their personal vendettas...

if there are people with expertise than can really help.

[spanone]

7. fuck them, it's their goddamn responsibility. some pr stunt

[gratuitous]

8. My idea, offered free gratis, to BP

String a line down to the gushing wellhead. Tie it securely to anything in the vicinity. Get every executive at BP on a boat, and start sending them down the line until their bodies block the outflow.

Now, some BP executives may die in the effort, but it's a risk I'm willing to take.

[Mari333]

9. brilliant!!!!!!!!!

[hlthe2b]

10. I think this is a powerful statement of why we should never have

been drilling there and certainly not so deeply. I can only hope that this sinks in to all the supposed people who STILL have no problem with drilling. It really is a devastating statement. Activists should seize on it.

And to all those who just want to tell BP to F/off, damn it, I want SOMEONE to stop this spill and I, for one am not taking this as a joke. Be pissed at BP and all the corporatist crooks. I certainly am. But if any of you are happy that they are failing, well, my own words for you will fail me (or get me banned).

[Morning Dew]

11. Oh goody ! A contest.

What do we win? Free gas for a year if they use your suggestion?

PR shit. Fuck 'em.

[underseasurveyor]

14. Simple solution

Plug the hole...

With BP, Transocean and Deep Horizon CEO's and top execs and remember to stuff the lobbiests too!

[BrightKnight]

17. .

[BrightKnight]

16. PR Stunt - n/t

[BrightKnight]

18. A pile of sand bags and or cement heavier than the pressure

would cap it.

[myrna minx]

19. For the love of g-d - haven't they contacted the Super Friends?! Paging Aqua Man.

Duh. :D