Miracle cures for what ails you

[HuckleB]

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/05/12/DDLE1DAK3U.DTL

"They were selling miracles on Eighth Street last week. Whatever's wrong with you, the New Living Expo has got just the miracle for it. A whole wonderful building full of miracles. Major credit cards accepted.

It could be a magic bracelet (results not guaranteed), or a magic stick (your results may vary), or a magic meditation magnet (no refunds).

It could be a $1,200 dumbbell made out of copper wire and quartz crystals. It could be a $249 silver amulet for warding off cell phone radiation.

As they say in the miracle trade, it's good for what ails you.

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Get your miracles, HERE! One a penny, two a penny, three for a dollar! Ye shall be healed!


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[sufrommich]

1. P.T. Barnum was right on the money. nt

[HuckleB]

4. +1

[NeedleCast]

2. I've gotten to the point where I kinda appreciate miracle cures

They seperate stupid people from their money, which is probably a good thing.

[ZombieHorde]

3. It could be water labeled "Homeopathy." nt

[HuckleB]

6. Drink before entering sauna heated with magic hot rocks.

[Speck Tater]

5. "Stupid, stupid humans." -- Ed Wood - nt

[Donnachaidh]

7. anybody selling magic bags of water there?

No Pat Robertson minions around?

[HuckleB]

9. I think the article said the magic water was purple.

[kimmerspixelated]

8. There is a forum for just this kind of...not sure what to call it!

Why not just go there?

[HuckleB]

10. Have you been to NaturalNews.com's forums?