Caption Chuck Norris

[Kadie]

Actor Chuck Norris speaks during the National Rifle Association's 139th annual meeting in Charlotte, North Carolina May 14, 2010.


Please tell Palin to shuuutttt uuppppp!!!!!

[givemebackmycountry]

1. HOLY SHIT!

I look like "Floyd the Barber" from The Andy Griffith Show!

KELLY RIPA COULD KICK MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LiberalFighter]

3. Floyd was normal looking

[Malikshah]

2. It looks so pretty!!!!!! Aaaauuugggghhhh!!!!

(Damn that Ark...)

[The Straight Story]

4. He once counted to infinity. Twice.

:rofl:

[azmouse]

5. "OMG! When did I start looking like a douchenozzle!"

[LiberalFighter]

6. Geesh!! Chuck boy has gone downhill fast in his appearance.

[lunatica]

7. I had a little brow and jowl lift. Do you like it?

[Hubert Flottz]

8. "I know there is one dude out there who can KICK MY ASS!"

And here that dude is Chuck!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3eNx0LBrmY

[Kerrytravelers]

9. OMG. I'm in over my head. I sound like a complete douche. Help me outta this!

[doc03]

10. Picture him with a Hitler mustache. n/t

[yankeepants]

28. That's exactly what I thought. Adolph

[WeDidIt]

11. God damn he's aged!

He's aged more since the 2008 election that Obama!

And the Just for Men bullshit on the hair looks sick.

[Hubert Flottz]

12. "Where will you be when your laxative starts working?"

Answer...in a world of Deep Doo-Doo.

[RKP5637]

13. Where am I? n/t

[Mari333]

14. wellll

'Today Christians ... stand at the head of ... I pledge that I never will tie myself to parties who want to destroy Christianity .. We want to fill our culture again with the Christian spirit ... We want to burn out all the recent immoral developments in literature, in the theater, and in the press - in short, we want to burn out the poison of immorality which has entered into our whole life and culture as a result of liberal excess during the past ... (few) years. '


(Mein Kampf)

[corpseratemedia]

15. "mew mew mew!!1!1 - look at my whiskers, like 'em?"

"Aw shucks!" says the Cowardly Lion look-alike from the Wizard of Oz

Isn't The Wizard of Idiot speaking tonight?

[benld74]

16. Muh BEARD! Muh BEARD! whu happend to mu beard,,,

[arcadian]

17. Ooooo, oooo, oooo, ooo, ooo- AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! AHHH!!!

[damntexdem]

18. But this IS hell, nor am I out of it.

No, probably too intellectual for Chucky.

[ismnotwasm]

19. 'I've done my best to look just like a He-Sarah'

He's done a great job, he does kind of look like her in a bizarre way, must be the all-purpose RW dumbass look

[IDemo]

20. Vote for Palin or I will puncture this dude's face with my fingertips

[Stephanie]

21. Part 2: Caption Chuck Norris's Facelift

Chick Norris's Facelift is so tight, when he smiles his handgun falls out its holster.

[Touchdown]

22. I just needed help carrying my luggage! That's what rentboys are for, right?

[MilesColtrane]

23. He's starting to look like somebody's crazy, urine-scented grandpa.

[Hubert Flottz]

24. "I think I've just been...

LONG STROKED!"

[salguine]

25. My God, I gave that guy a dollar in Union Square Park just this afternoon.

[Bluebear]

26. RealMan color, Dark Sagebrush Ash Gold 221B

[Cirque du So-What]

27. If they ever make a sequel

to Deliverance, Chuckie's definitely got a part, although I doubt he's talented enough to play the banjo. Perhaps he can play the banjo player's ultra-violent brother/cousin.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

29. Chuck just realized he forgot to put his upper plate in.

[izquierdista]

30. It burns, it burns!

BP hired me to kick the crap out of that oil leak, but they didn't tell me it came out of the hole HOT! It burns, it burns!

[alphafemale]

31. If you actually swallowed what I'm feeding you, your neck would be this big. nt

[LawnKorn]

32. I could kill me with my bare hands

[Mudoria]

33. "I could whip everyone's ass in this thread"

[Jamastiene]

34. I've been TOUCHED BY GOD. Sarah Palin kissed me.

Oooooooooo


Or at least that's how most people around here (NC) are acting this weekend. :mad: :banghead: