BREAKING NEWS!!

[The Sushi Bandit]

This breaking news just in.... we have heard from a reliable source that wishes to remain anonymous (since this story was just breaking) that he was shocked by the news. "The fact that the story broke before anyone thought it would was just shocking"

A government source within the administration who declined to be identified said "I was not aware of this breaking news" with no further comment. Other calls to administration officials to comment on this late breaking news were not returned.

The important issue is how Americans will deal with this news and how it will affect the presidential hopefulls position on this shocking revelation.

[rasputin1952]

1. Might want to take it easy on the sushi out there....

:D

[Botany]

2. I have always thought just that.

But now that the news has come through I am still shocked.

Please keep me updated on ALL things concerning this story.

[uppityperson]

3. Unsubstantiated strongly held opinion!

How dare you accuse me of jumping to conclusions wildly! I jumped calmly!

[rocktivity]

4. Update

A source who has nothing to do with this story, speaking on the condition of anonymity because he has nothing to do with this story, confirmed that he has nothing to do with this story.

:headbang:
rocknation

[MODemocrat]

5. I realize it's a dark, gloomy, rainy day out there, but

sheesh! some day you'll cry wolf one too many times!:+ :think: :silly: :spank:

[wakemeupwhenitsover]

6. It's only important if it's about a missing blonde.

Or a dead blonde's baby. Or a drunken, overprivileged blonde. Nothing else is of import.

[peacetalksforall]

7. This is not good news.

[johnaries]

8. Is this about Paris HIlton signing a contract

to have her jail sentence televised?

[The Sushi Bandit]

12. No!

that was yesterday!

[johnaries]

14. So she DID sign. What's the name of the new show?

The Simple Life in Stripes?

C'mon, help me out here!

I know there's so much potential here, but I'm stymied!

[Manifestor_of_Light]

9. It's the Tautology News Network!!!

:evilgrin:

[eppur_se_muova]

10. Anal retentive query for link?

:evilgrin:

[unkachuck]

11. we need hearings....

....Nancy and Harry need to get on this before it's too late....

[mmonk]

13. Breaking.......

[IronScorpio5]

21. Not bad at all....

lucky dog.

[gatorboy]

15. I'd buy that for a dollar!

[The Sushi Bandit]

16. 1am maui kick!!!

thats 7 am eastern time!!

[The Sushi Bandit]

17. 11:30pm Maui time!!

[radfringe]

18. anonymous white house official

denies the undisclosed sources statement of being shocked.

"it was taken completely out of context", said the white house official (name withheld). "no one could have foreseen or imagined this would have happened. We are looking into it."

[UNCLE_Rico]

19. I bet I know what this is all about...

It's about Ralph Melish and a sharp-eyed file clerk named Enid (who had been with the firm for only three weeks).

Right?

[IronScorpio5]

20. "THIS IS HUGH !!!"

(often seen in LBN)