Somebody please, beat me in the head...

[awoke_in_2003]

I was listening to hate wing radio, and I guess a scandal is brewing over Ms. USA. Donald Trump, of all people, rigged the competition to appease Muslim extremists. I was so dumbfounded I almost wrecked my truck. This country is out of control.

[oldtime dfl_er]

1. You need to beat yourself up

why in Allah's name were you listening to that crap?

[awoke_in_2003]

3. Keep you friends close...

and your enemies closer :)

[Kerrytravelers]

2. Seems like you've been punished enough.

TURN THE DIAL!!!!

[awoke_in_2003]

4. I like to get a head start...

on the talking points I am going to have to refute the next day at work. :hi:

[aquart]

5. The only thing new here is that an Arab-American won.

Ever heard of Bess Myerson?

[awoke_in_2003]

7. she is a beautiful girl...

but then, again, I have always been partial to darker skin tones.

[Dr.Phool]

6. You asked for it.

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:


Had enough?

Now do this to prove you're really sorry.

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

[awoke_in_2003]

8. "Had enough?"

Don't be silly, you know I like it- just ask the moderator I nicknamed Spanky (no, I won't reveal that secret) :hi:

[EFerrari]

9. LOL

Trump is still on the Top Ten list. He'll like that! :)

[guitar man]

10. That's an easy one

That's an easy one to turn around on them, did it at work today, like taking candy from a baby.

There's a delivery driver that delivers to us all the time, complete rw tool. He said pretty much the exact same thing and I said " wait a minute, don't these fundamentalist whackos that want to kill us insist that their women be covered head to toe in those burquas? And what's this one doing? Parading around in front of the world in a barely there bikini? Doesn't sound like appeasement to me, parading one of *their* women around like that sounds like a slap in the face to me, no?"

cue crickets :evilgrin:

[NBachers]

11. Just say this

"Ya know what? Rima Fakih's smokin' hot, and she's way outta your league, dweeb."