Can you spare a CAPTION for Rand Paul today, for a rock sandwich next Tuesday?

[skip fox]

Rand Paul, KY teabagging winner is saying: "And my victory is defeat for my critics who call me a racist, and a victory for all normal, real Americans, especially those in the private sector of this free nation, where we should be able to freely associate with whom we choose, and make the kind of jokes we want to make in our own places, and speak against the tide of those of the other kind who want to bring the country down to their owm barbaric standards. . . . If we are continually forced to associate with those we abhor, we'll loose all sense of right and wrong and it won't be long until we're breeding with beasts. . . . Jesus! Imagine!"

[Deep13]

1. "If elected, I promise to buy more shirts from Land's End." nt

[skip fox]

4. Sorry, changed pictures. (Tried to get a smaller one.) n/t

[HopeHoops]

2. "The Viagra just kicked in! (giggle)"

[WeDidIt]

3. "I am not a racist" is the new "I am not a crook"

[BootinUp]

5. "Where is all the colored folks today?"

[skip fox]

6. "And if God wanted me to associate with the other kind, He would have made me like them!

It's in the Bible . . . That place about birds with feathers and those mud birds or something."

[get the red out]

7. "And to those of you who think my opponent is good looking

actually I think my opponent is good looking, and he looks like THAT MEAN BOY WHO CALLED ME SKINNY IN THIRD GRADE AND SAT ON MY PENCIL BOX!!!!!! NO I'M NOT CRAZY, SEE THEY TRY TO SAY MY LIBERTARIAN-CHRISTIAN FAMILY VALUES AND NO TAXES ARE CRAZY SEE, SEEE!!!"

[Deep13]

8. "Welcome to Roosevelt High's pep rally! Introducing our varsity football team...."

[Johonny]

9. I'm not a greedy man. I'm not asking to be Senator of all the people of this state

just the white ones.

[Deep13]

10. "Some of my best friends are Black." nt

[alfredo]

11. I'd like to thank my campaign manager Bob Boudelang for his tireless efforts.

[skip fox]

12. "It's not racist to notice differences, like the ability to run or jump,

or the predisposition to sing and dance and act the fool compared to being industrous, serious,intelligent, and so forth. And anybody who calls it 'racist' is probably one of those f*ckups or a race traitor."

[BootinUp]

13. lolol.

channeling Jimmy the Greek no doubt.

[skip fox]

19. Jumping basketball players, Batman, someone with a memory!!!!

nice

[msanthrope]

18. DUZY!!! n/t

[Deep13]

14. "I iz inn ur partee, lozin ur seets." nt

[CLANG]

15. "loose" - nice touch!

[Deep13]

16. Seperated at birth?

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

17. Not Ready For Prime Time

as he proved last night on Rachel's show.

[LawnKorn]

20. Chill Out! - Diebold's got this one

[skip fox]

21. "And some people will even call you a racist if you refuse to shake hands with Black people.

But that's not me. No, sir. See, I've got these sterilizing handy-wipes in my pocket at all times just for such occasions."