Glenn Beck : "What Is That?" Michelle Obama's dress was too sexy

[kpete]

On his part, Glenn Beck didn't like the fact that she "was showing her breast" (Ok I don't know what this clown is talking about). I didn't know that Glenn Beck was a new Fashion Critic.




Miss America was a sexy, hot looking Muslim.
The first lady is sexy and hot looking. Therefore...

SHE'S A MUSLIM! OMFG! IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!!!

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2010/5/20/868195/-Glenn-Beck-:-Michelle-Obamas-dress-was-too-sexy

[Hubert Flottz]

1. Glenn don't like folks with bigger boobs than his.

[Taverner]

49. ROFL

[bullwinkle428]

2. Occam's Razor - Beck's wife probably caught him pleasuring himself

to the image of Michelle Obama!!

The very thought of that scene makes me :rofl: and :puke: at the same time!

[seabeyond]

13. because really, women just present themselves for some man to jack himself off too.

what a pathetic comment you made.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

28. Come ON.

The poster was illustrating how pathetic GLENN BECK must be. He was presenting the "jacking off" you so strenuously object to as RIDICULOUS AND PITIFUL. Which it is.

In short, he was saying the exact OPPOSITE of "women just present themselves for some man to jack himself off too."

[seabeyond]

30. not how i see it commie

first place some.... got that, some.... boys/men go it immediately to jacking off when looking at any woman, regardless. i think it says a lot. but then i am allowed to think differently. you dont see it the same way, obviously. facepalm all you want, but not another poster went to beck jacking off to this woman and she deserves more respect than that.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

32. Of course that's not how you see it.

If a logical consequence of the sky being purple was that all men are evil, you'd see a purple sky.

[seabeyond]

44. she is beautiful. she is classy. he reduced her to a hand job.

i dotn get, why you dont get that. pretty simple.

respect

a tough one for some on this board, i understand.

you ingore all i say in my posts and still.... you came up with a reply. amazing.

[11 Bravo]

47. "She is beautiful. She is classy. He reduced her to a handjob."

Why can you not see that that is an indictment of BECK? Yes, some men see a beautiful women and instantly reduce her to a handjob fantasy. They are assholes. Glenn Beck is an asshole. Doesn't seem like a particularly difficult connection to make, and pointing it out is hardly sexist.

[seabeyond]

48. beck didnt reduce her to a handjob. the poster did. he put handjob in the picture

he associated handjob to michelle.

beck is an ass for saying anything about boobs with the dress. but the poster gets it all his own reducing michelle to a beck handjob.

[OhioChick]

3. Too sexy? She looks classy...

What about Ann Coulter's little black dress that she ALWAYS wears?

[JitterbugPerfume]

4. he just can't stand the sight

of a beautiful and intelligent black woman strutting her stuff. We never saw Laura looking that classy and sexy.

[grasswire]

7. this is sounding a bit like something from Uncle Tom's Cabin

Oh! Those oversexed darkies!

What year is this?!

Beck is code talking, I think.

[sui generis]

5. it was a soiree

an evening gown is quite appropriate at a dinner engagement, even if it doesn't look like a polka-dotted potato sack with pearls that your grammaw might wear. I will say that dress was beautiful but it was cut wrong for Michele - the corset top was to avoid "sagging" but looks like it was pinching instead.

[calimary]

21. Yeah, I see your point. Even so, though, she still looked fantastic.

And yeah - a formal evening gown at a big White House event - which happens to be held in the evening, with her man in a tux beside her, go ahead and make something out of it, beck. She's better, more beautiful, more glamorous, smarter, and more moral than YOU will EVER be, or any woman YOU will ever attract.

[sui generis]

37. *grin* - and about finding becks in your santorum . . .

when I hear people use the phrase "hot mess" I think of Beck.

I wonder what we could do to Santorum him . . . .

Beck: a yellow corn shaped morsel of undigestible cellulose that largely retains its color and shape 12 – 24 hours after ingestion and excretion in a blast of santorum.

[calimary]

38. No, I think beck is a bullet-shaped suppository that you insert up your ass

when you've got a REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAALLY bad migraine.

:evilgrin:

[sui generis]

40. that could actually erupt in a mass of santorum as well

:think:

:P

[calimary]

41. LOL!!!!

:rofl:

[amandabeech]

45. Yes, the bodice didn't fit quite right.

Straps on both shoulders would have helped.

Otherwise, it is a beautiful dress. The fabric drapes beautifully and the color is wonderful. Even the infamous Michelle belt looks great. It is in the right place and made of a complimentary material.

[DevonRex]

6. I thought the GOPers always said their women were sexier than our women.

Yet, an absolutely gorgeous (and modestly dressed) Michelle is suddenly "too sexy."

[Barack_America]

8. Glenn Beck clearly has not seen many breasts in his life.

Michelle looks beautiful and classy.

[Aramchek]

9. How's that "Hotty, Sexy" thing working out for ya?

Pay no attention to the Lady in the short Shorts

[Bitwit1234]

10. Her dress is gorgeous but I still don't like the belts.

She also looked darn good in that dress they called nude. And I really must go back to the eye doctor and have him check my eyes because I saw absolutely nothing nude about the color. Did anybody else.

Give her credit she looks darn good and you are all correct the republicans can't stand it. What with clumsy old Babs with dresses buttoned up to her neck and Laura with her forum dumpy look I guess they are jealous. And by the way how about them there Bush twins and their strapless they used to wear. And the story that Jenna raised her arm too high while dancing with Daddy-o and guess what popped out.

[seabeyond]

18. i think with

her body she needs the belts, otherwise would look more box like not showing a waste. she is a big (not fat) gal and needs the cinch, and this is from somebody that knows nothing about fashion, lol

[jaxx]

11. I thought she looked beautiful.

Glenny needs to go soak his head.

[spanone]

12. where's the breast? what picture is beck looking at?

[tammywammy]

15. Exactly what I was wondering

Obviously he doesn't see many breast, cause I'm not seeing even much cleavage from Michelle Obama.

[seabeyond]

17. i was thinking. it seems cut high for modest to extent of getting her under the arm

but it is very classy, and serves her well

[Frustratedlady]

14. Beck must be miserable 99% of the time...

To pick on Michelle and her beauty is beyond comprehension.

I am so proud of our First Couple I could burst.

[DevonRex]

16. Oh yeah, K&R. nt

[mainer]

19. I love that color on her. And I for one love the belt, too.

Kudos to her stylist. If she has one.

[dana_b]

20. She looks gorgeous, classy

and sexy but too sexy? Pffft - get a grip, Glenn. That little bit of skin at the top of her dress is just that - skin!! Oh noes!!!

[ljm2002]

22. Great color, great dress except...

...the side that is strapless goes too far up into her armpit, causing it to push her up and it looks weird. This is not an issue of too much showing IMO, it just looks uncomfortable and odd on that side.

[CTyankee]

39. Unless you are a super skinny model with practically NO fat on you at all

a female over the age of 40 will have fleshy arms, no matter how much they are worked in a gym. You are right, it's the cut that pushes out flesh over the top part of the dress.

[ismnotwasm]

23. She looks like a Goddess

He can lick the ground she has stepped on

[redqueen]

24. Fashion nauseates me so.

OMG Obama's tie is crooked! :eyes:

Lucky for men they wear boxy suit things and that's that.

She looks gorgeous, the nitpickers can all fuck off.

[seabeyond]

25. yes, it is crooked. thanks for calling attention to it

that would drive me mad. i am a balance kinda gal.

[Adsos Letter]

26. A beautiful dress on a beautiful woman...but it looks like it would be uncomfortable.

Seems like it would dig in under the arm there.

I know nothing about fashion... :dunce:

[Tailormyst]

27. He is clearly out of his mind.

The dress was classy, not revealing at all.....are shoulders taboo now? The man is a lunatic.

She looked beautiful.

[greencharlie]

29. BEAUTIFUL color... fantastic belt... didn't like the single shoulder strap. nt

[PopSixSquish]

31. I Think Glenn's Just Jealous but of POTUS or FLOTUS? I Can't Decide.

[bridgit]

33. Beck is expressing his repressed sexual fantasies - as for the dress...

It looks like it started out as a memorable piece but seems it was cut all wrong. I don't much care for the blue, I don't wear blue but if others do then fine. I think I'd have called for another designer

[jillan]

34. OMG - Beck is attracted to a BLACK DEMOCRAT!! He's going to melt.......

[Iggo]

35. Aw. Did poor litle Glenn get a boner? (n/t)

[onenote]

36. I missed it. Did glenn freak out at sarah's Alaska inaugural ball dress?

Oooh...cleavage....

[Vinca]

42. Wow! She looks amazing.

She's kind of a modern version of Jackie Kennedy fashionwise.

[Decoy of Fenris]

43. I can't say I particularly like the material or the outfit as a whole,

But I fail to see what Beck could possibly find wrong with it. The top of the dress looks a little tight, which might be construed as a "breast", but really, it's not even worth mentioning.

[Kitty Herder]

46. Beck's just jealous of Pres. Obama.

p.s. Two things. 1) I don't see a breast. 2) That dress, though lovely, looks painful. It's cutting into her.

[yellowcanine]

50. What breast? Beck is nuts. It was a beautiful dress and it looked damn fine on her.

Hubby didn't look so bad either.