Poor Mark Souder, a sexual indiscretion "just happened to him" according to ...

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Penny Nance, CEO of the wing-nut group "Concerned Women for America". Damn it people, he was NOT screwing around on his wife! Here's what "just happened":
Souder and his assistant were walking down the street when they passed a Barnes and Noble with Sarah Palin's most recent scribble in the window. This caused Souder to become instantly aroused. Startled by the sudden tightness in his pockets, poor Mark tripped and fell. Sadly, he fell on top of his assistant, and this unfortunate mishap resulted in his penis becoming inadvertently lodged in her vagina. His struggle to extricate himself resulted in a few moments of rapid back and forth motion. Later, after a cigarette and a trip to the store to purchase some Spray and Wash, the two resumed their stroll. And curse the luck! A few days later, the same thing happened again!
Poor innocent Mark Souder just can't catch a break.

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1. That explanation reminds me of one of the reoccurring skits on Little Britain

MP Sir Norman Fry explains...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72ZO6w0rl6Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HuApykodiw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF6eRIAA6mE

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4. That's some funny shit, right there. (But I must confess, I didn't understand the German version.)

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5. Whoops, didn't realize that the second one was in German

[foxfeet]

2. Something like that happened to me in the early '70s.

I was walking along, minding my own business, and Wham! Red-hot monkey love. I suspect Nargils.

[slackmaster]

3. There are treatments available for that kind of thing

:nuke:

[racaulk]

6. Wait a minute! How did my penis get in your vagina?

I have no idea how that happened!

:crazy:

[PCIntern]

7. You tripped and your dick fell right in! It was an ACCIDENT!

Yeah, that's the ticket...

[msanthrope]

13. That's a lot of falls....n/t

[indy legend]

9. It was an accident.

He just fell into her, and out of her, and into her, and out of her, and into her. It could happen to anyone.

[joeybee12]

8. Of course, the Republican mantra of personal responsibility is for

everyone else, not them.

[CTyankee]

10. Souder actually said that the woman was "part time" staff!

As if that "explains" something...:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

11. She was on his staff part of the time.

Heh heh.

But seriously, I am so sick of this "blame it on those loose Dems setting a bad example for the GOP" excuse. That's what it is, you know. "Oh, the Dems have made politics SO corrupt that our poor GOP boys can't help but be corrupted by their influence!"

It's like when the parents of the biggest bully in school refused to believe he was a bully and claimed that it was naughty behavior of the other kids in school turning him bad. Yeah, you know, little Tommy grabbed your little Johnny's hand, forced it onto his head, led him to the toilet and forced him to plunge little Tommy's head in the toilet and give him a swirly. And if it wasn't for little Bobby being so mean and saying little Johnny couldn't have his lunch money, little Johnny wouldn't have felt compelled to put him in a headlock and steal it from him.

[avaistheone1]

12. Part time on "the- staff" - that explains it.

Then it is okay.


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[woo me with science]

14. I hate when that happens. nt