Philosoraptor
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Mon May-07-07 11:04 AM
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They AIN'T no ding dang evolution, but they IS a war on terror! |
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I know they ain't no sech a thaing as evolution, I didn't come from no ding dang go rilla, the bible tells me so. It says Gawd created the world and all the critters in it jes like they already is. And they all fit onto a big ol' boat and them that didn't fit all died off. Any damn fool knows this.
But I DO believe that we can wipe out terror and terrorism all over the world and that our born again president is you neekly qualified to do it. I also believe that the devil is a Democrat, that we have to fight em over there so's we ain't gots to here, and that homosexuals are all goin' to hell, headfirst.
People who believe that evolution crap prolly also think that Sam Adams was a patriot, instead of a beer.
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DontTreadOnMe
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Mon May-07-07 11:13 AM
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1. Aw gimme a half a dozen for the hotel room! |
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Frank Zappa - The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
Some take the bible For what it's worth When it says that the meek Shall inherit the Earth Well, I heard that some sheik Has bought New Jersey last week 'N you suckers ain't gettin' nothin'
Is Hare Rama really wrong If you wander around With a napkin on With a bell on a stick An' your hair is all gone... (The geek shall inherit nothin')
You say yer life's a bum deal 'N yer up against the wall... Well, people, you ain't even got no Deal at all 'Cause what they do In Washington They just takes care of NUMBER ONE An' NUMBER ONE ain't YOU You ain't even NUMBER TWO
Those Jesus Freaks Well, they're friendly but The shit they believe Has got their minds all shut An' they don't even care When the church takes a cut Ain't it bleak when you got so much nothin' (So whaddya do) Eat that pork Eat that ham Laugh till ya choke On Billy Graham Moses, Aaron 'n Abraham... They're all a waste of time 'N it's yer ass that's on the line (IT'S YER ASS THAT'S ON THE LINE)
Do what you wanna Do what you will Just don't mess up Your neighbor's thrill 'N when you pay the bill Kindly leave a little tip And help the next poor sucker On his one way trip. . . SOME TAKE THE BIBLE. . . (Aw gimme a half a dozen for the hotel room!)
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Philosoraptor
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Mon May-07-07 11:14 AM
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2. People wake up, figure it out, religious fanatics are running about... |
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Mon May-07-07 11:38 AM
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Tax the businesses owned by the churches.
Cheers Drifter
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