“Rand Paul is more fun than recess in heaven.”

[Are_grits_groceries]

From 'Juanita Jean's' blog:

“I told you so, I did,” Juanita grins. “Rand Paul is more fun than recess in heaven.”

“He made a complete fool of himself on Rachel Maddow’s show last night. Rachel just let him ramble on and on and the more he talked, the more you expected him to start drooling just any minute,” she reports.

“Now, I know that Rachel Maddow is tough. She is so tough that when carpenters buy a box of nails, they say ‘hand me some those Rachels.’ But she’s also much kinder than I am. She does sometimes suffer fools gladly.”

“Last night, Rand Paul tried to argue that he wouldn’t have supported all the Civil Rights Act because government shouldn’t nosey around in private enterprise. And that, my friend, is why you can never let ideologues govern.”

“I wonder if he thinks that private restaurants should have to follow health and safety standards or child labor laws? Seems like the same deal to me.”


You know how many Libertarians it takes to change a lightbulb?

None. The darkness will cause the lightbulb to change itself.

“And maybe that’s why the Looneytarians are all in the dark,” Juanita suspects

http://juanitajean.com/

HEH!
She's a Texas gal. Not Molly Ivins, but she is funny.

[Loudmxr]

1. "Child labor laws!!" brilliant observation!!

Wait a minute if the owner did not discriminate on the basis of race, creed, religion or national origin of the child... would that make him a liberal? :smoke:

[aquart]

2. Wonderful! Oh my, I just looked at April!

Scroll down. <http://juanitajean.com/2010/04/>

Also, nice to get answers to my Why Isn't Tom DeLay in Jail? questions.

[seabeyond]

3. didnt i see randi got pissed cause rachel brought this out AFTER the election. i think it is cool

that it is after election and he is the one going against dem, and now all this shit is coming out. not too bad.

[Berry Cool]

5. Randi is pissed only because Rachel is getting positive attention again.

She's very envious of Rachel for having a TV show and pissed off that she doesn't have one. So she rags on Rachel whenever Rachel gets any positive attention.

Truth is, we're better off having Rachel unmask this Scooby-Doo crook after the primary. Now Kentucky's GOP is stuck with him and all his baggage. They might have been better off with Grayson for the election.

[seabeyond]

7. thanks. felt bitchy. i think we are better off now too. nt

[Are_grits_groceries]

6. It was perfect timing.

It wasn't out in time to undercut him in the primary. So now, they are stuck with a loonatic.

[seabeyond]

8. yup. i agree. nt

[alcibiades_mystery]

4. Libertarians are babies pretending to a coherent philosophical position

Talking to one is like talking to a 3 year old.

They destroyed the actual rigorous and once vibrant tradition of American anarchism.