What Rand Paul needs to use as a theme song.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

Kinky Friedman did a song many years ago that was an answer to "Okie From Muskogee".
It's called "Asshole from El Paso".

With a bit of work, it could be changed to "I'm Proud to be an Asshole from Lake Jackson"

Lake Jackson is where Ron Paul lives (and delivers babies!! SHUDDER!!) and represents the district including Angleton, S. of Houston. Lake Jackson is the company town for the Dow Chemical plant in Freeport.

ASSHOLE FROM EL PASO

(Chinga Chavin, Kenny "Snakebite" Jacobs)

We don't have no love-ins in El Paso
We don't go to porno picture shows
We don't swap our wives with our neighbors
And we keep our kids away from Mexico.

And I'm proud to be an asshole from El Paso
A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.
You walk down the street knee-deep in tacos
Ta-ta-ta-tacos
And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour.

We don't wipe our asses on Old Glory,
God and Lone Star beer are things we trust.
We keep our women virgins till they're married
So hosin' sheep is good enough for us.

And I'm proud to be an asshole from El Paso
A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.
You walk down the street knee-deep in tacos
Ta-ta-ta-tacos
And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour.

I'm proud to be an asshole from El Paso
A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.
You walk down that street knee-deep in tacos
Ta-ta-ta-tacos
And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour

Youtube link to Kinky performing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a50gPRSi3Ic

:rofl: :rofl:

[notadmblnd]

1. I thought he was an eye dr?

[Manifestor_of_Light]

3. Ron Paul, the father, is an OB/GYN.

He's also a lying bastard, because he said that he had never had a woman with a life-threatening pregnancy, in probably 40 years of practicing medicine.

I maintain it is statistically impossible for him to not have had a single patient with an ectopic pregnancy, among many other conditions where a pregnancy will kill a woman.

And I guess he does not think that having a wheelbase that's too narrow for a vaginal delivery, where the mother HAS to have a c-section so she won't die in childbirth and the baby won't die, as in my case, counts either.


:banghead:

[PCIntern]

2. Failing that: "I'm A Loser" by The Beatles n/t

[miscsoc]

4. he should use something by rush, since like him they are libertarian and shitty

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[Manifestor_of_Light]

5. sounds appropriate.

[alfredo]

6. "Back in The Doghouse Again" by Ray Stevens