Pea soup with lavender! Sugar roses! Ithzhak Perlman! US & British royalty!

[Bluebear]

A few highlights from the State Dinner tonight. Laura is holding a press conference any moment to describe the details. Dance, George, Dance!

[Mz Pip]

1. No Tobey Keith?

No bison steak? No chili cheese fires? Off with their heads!

Mz Pip
:dem:

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

2. Does Dear Leader...

Get to pee in the soup? Man, being him must be a blast.

[charlie]

6. No kidding

Paris Hilton with the keys to the armory and treasury. Fucking no-account ne'er-do-well won the Lottery of Lotteries.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

8. Nah.

Paris Hilton is way smarter. She has a lot more fun being her.

I think I just damned someone with faint praise, but I am not sure who.

[leftchick]

3. "no one suffers more than their President and I do."

NO ONE!

http://blip.tv/file/get/AMERICAblogTV-LauraBushSaysOnIraqNoOneSuffersMoreThanBushAndLaura890.mp4

http://www.americablog.com/2007/04/laura-bush-wants-you-to-know-that-when.html



love,
pickles

:puke:

[MADem]

9. He'd better not toast her with WATER...as he cluelessly does so often

Do not use water to toast, in some cultures, toasting with water could be offensive... http://media.www.harbus.org/media/storage/paper343/news/2004/12/13/News/Top-Eight.Tips.For.Making.A.Toast-828608.shtml

Officers who do not drink need not feel any embarrassment for not doing so. The proper procedure for those averse to drinking is to participate in the toasting ritual by raising the glass of port to their lips (without actually drinking it). It is considered an insult not to participate in the toast at all, and in military messes, it is highly improper to drink a toast with water. For this reason, all water glasses are removed from the table before the toasting begins.

http://www.history.navy.mil/library/special/mess_night.htm


http://www.airforcewives.com/index.php/component/option,com_content/task,view/id,985/Itemid,322/

[snappyturtle]

4. Can't help but think about the Russian Czar and their

outrageous affairs right before the REVOLUTION! There are children in our country going to bed hungry tonight and * is eating like a king.

[no_hypocrisy]

5. * won't touch one thing on his plate I'll wager.

Frank 'n beans are more his style.

Not to mention his expected fidgeting once Perlman takes the stage. This AIN'T Camelot, folks!
("Hey, Izzy! Ya know 'Turkey In The Straw'?! Heh, heh, heh!")

[Beelzebud]

7. I hope Bush upholds one family tradition:

I hope he pukes in someone's lap.

[AlCzervik]

10. The freeper girl from "The View" will there as well.

[juno jones]

11. Dude, * HATED IT!

Used to work for an upscale caterer in Sacramento. He had the last several president's autographed pics (since REAGAN)on his wall. He was repub and flattered by their patronage, but bitched because Clinton had a good palate and could enjoy anything and the repubs were 'Just the facts maam, meat and taters'. They hate fancy state dinners and would rather eat nachos and steaks. Fuck veggies. And LAVENDER is GAY isn't it? (not really, its an amazing and horribly underused flavor, but that is how these cowboy wannabes play it....)