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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-10 08:22 AM
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A sweaty moon over Monday! Come CAPTION the heat away. (This teabagger in need.)


Our meditative fellow creature is thinking: "Thank God for the Tea Party. Now I have something serious and significant to do with my life. . . . Everything has seemed so superficial since our bridge club broke up last year."
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liberal N proud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-10 08:25 AM
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1. Does tea keep the evil spirits away?
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-10 08:27 AM
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2. Evidently not
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DrDan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-10 08:31 AM
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3. when they run around like this, it is hard to understand why they dislike the "teabag" label
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lunatica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-10 08:31 AM
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4. Bridge club?! It's more like Bingo
I've played bridge. It takes a certain amount of thinking and strategy. You might as well say she misses playing chess when in reality she can't even fathom the multi layered intricacies of checkers.
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-10 08:35 AM
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7. I was too generous, . . . as always.
:)
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-10 08:32 AM
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5. "When Jim was cremated, I decided to make make a fashion statement using his ashes"
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rfranklin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-10 08:35 AM
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6. I think of them as Rush's and Glenn's testicles...
I could just eat them up!
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-10 08:38 AM
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8. Wonder how her socialized health care is and if she is enjoying her socialized retirement?
:shrug:

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mynameiswhat Donating Member (95 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-10 08:51 AM
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9. OMG THATS MY GRANDMA!!
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-10 08:54 AM
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10. Well, if so, nobody was too disrespectful. No hard ass sex jokes (well,
maybe one). No cracks about appearance. No prune jokes or colostomy bags. No walkers or specially out-fitted toilets.

Yeah, on the whole we were pretty nice. (There's always a first time.)
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-10 08:58 AM
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11. Really, that's a very unattractive way to keep one's hat from flying off in the wind.
But whatever floats her dimwitedness!
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AsahinaKimi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-10 09:21 AM
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12. Can tell by the bags
Edited on Mon May-24-10 09:26 AM by AsahinaKimi
That tea is crap.

I don't think these people have ever had a decent cup of tea in their entire lives. She probably thinks Chai is some sort of Communist plot.

Now to me.. This is tea
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Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-10 10:49 AM
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15. Yummie!
I love that kind of tea!
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lutefisk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-10 10:46 AM
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13. An example of why not to smuggle marijuana while smoking marijuana...
"Seemed like a good idea when I was stoned."
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KurtNYC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-10 10:49 AM
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14. "A teabagger tries in vain to alleviate the foul odor of a T-Party" n/t
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-10 01:55 PM
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16. She is thinking: "And maybe Sarah will see me an call me up on the stage
and I'll say something brilliant like 'Save BP, not the freaking dolphins!' or 'Don't tax me, tax MTV!' like she does and I can get to be her partner and we'll save the country with our witty slogans. . . . Wow. . . . I can't wait."
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pinboy3niner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-10 01:58 PM
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17. "I can see Fantasyland from my HOUSE!"
:evilgrin:
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-10 02:01 PM
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18. She prolly got the Mary Poppins Wind Gages from a Catalog for $5.00 @
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-10 02:06 PM
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19. I don't know about tea baggers but I rate her at least a double bagger.
Plastic please!
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-10 04:57 PM
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20. Even the LOST PATROL for 12 years in the jungle would NOTBag her...she might just leave a hickey on
ya

a sick sign of Courage under Bags
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LawnKorn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-10 08:28 PM
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21. These wind chimes just don't have the ring to them I thought they would have
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