*Who are the spin doctors trying to fool? How We're Getting Screwed in 4 Easy Steps*

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http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/opinion/2010-05/24/content_9882455.htm

Who are the spin doctors trying to fool?
By OP Rana (China Daily)
Updated: 2010-05-24 07:47

The problem with multinational companies or, for that matter, any big company is hubris. They think they own the world.

The problem with giant companies is also that they operate in a "free market" that is run either by them or their cohorts. Their only guiding principle is dividend or profit. And since sea animals and plants don't pay any dividend (except with their lives), British energy giant BP had for almost a month refused to share data on the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. No wonder even John Maynard Keynes, that champion of capitalism, wrote: "In a sort of parody of an accountant's nightmare, we are capable of shutting off the sun and the stars because they do not pay a dividend."

The Deepwater Horizon, a semi-submersible oil rig, in the Gulf of Mexico sank exactly a month ago, spilling thousands of tons of crude oil. It became evident in less than a week that the spill could become one of the worst environmental disasters in US history. For almost a month, environmental activists and scientists - and even some US Congressmen - kept asking BP to provide complete data on the spill. And for almost a month BP refused to, thwarting independent scientists' efforts to estimate the amount of crude flowing into the Gulf each day.


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But the Deepwater Horizon disaster is no deterrent for other companies to drill offshore because lives (human as well as non-human) and the environment are not for them to care. Just two days before the Congress hearing on BP, another oil giant, Shell, announced that it would push ahead its offshore exploration in the pristine waters of Arctic Sea. The Shell decision comes after California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger banned drilling off the US state's coast for the first time in 40 years and environmentalists' call to halt oil exploration and exploitation in the Arctic.

But wasn't drilling in the Arctic banned? It was, until US President Barack Obama opened up the area for the first time last month. Is this the same Obama who, during his election campaign, said Exxon should be ashamed of making more than $11 billion in profits from artificially hiking prices? Is environmental activist Al Gore ruing his decision to support Obama in the US polls?

But then even the most powerful, and that includes the so-called free world's free media, have to bow to the power of oil and the oil companies just like the London-based Financial Times (FT) did earlier this week. Amnesty had inserted an ad on Shell in FT. The ad, which featured a wine glass, read: "While Shell toasts $9.8 billion profits, people of the Niger Delta are having to drink polluted water. They're also having to grow crops in polluted soil, catch fish in polluted rivers, and to raise children in polluted homes. If you've got shares in Shell, ask the board to explain themselves when they raise their glasses at today's AGM. Cheers."

The ad was scheduled to appear in FT's edition of May 18, the day of Shell's AGM. But the newspaper pulled the ad at the last minute, citing legal reasons for its action.

Despite all this, misguided environmentalists, mainstream economists and institutional scientists still want us to believe that capitalism with its bloodsucking multinationals, hidden agenda-loving watchdogs of democracy and financial tricksters are the messiahs that will save mankind and mother Earth.


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http://www.alternet.org/news/146934/free_enterprise_gone_wild%3A_how_we%27re_getting_screwed_in_4_easy_steps



By Stephen Pizzo

Free Enterprise Gone Wild: How We're Getting Screwed in 4 Easy Steps

May 19, 2010 |


Good morning suckers. How are we doing today? Okay, enough pleasantries. Take the position. Go ahead, you should be getting good at it by now; lean over, grab your ankles and get ready for another dose of Free Enterprisers Gone Wild!

The pattern is now set, clear and undeniable. Here’s how it works:

Step 1: Get your own people into useful positions in government.

Step 2: Get your people in government to allow you to create a giant-ass problem or mess.

Step 3: Get your people in government to hire you to fix, clean up and manage the mess they let you create.

Step 4: Collect zillions of “bonus” (taxpayer) dollars cleaning up your own messes.

examples:

- Halliburton’s Dick Cheney started two wars and then hires Halliburton, with our money, as a kind of privatized Headquarters & Supply Company to feed, house and supply our soldiers while they fight, get wounded and die in the wars started by our $32 Million Man, Halliburton Dick.

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1. K & R

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2. K & R. n/t

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3. But What about the Giant Invisible Hand?

Won't the Giant Invisible Hand of the Free Market clean up the mess?


All Hail the Giant Invisible Hand!
The Giant Invisible Hand WILL save us all!
We MUST bow down to Giant Invisible Hand!
The Giant Invisible Hand says we MUST sacrifice the Working Class!
Must not make Giant Invisible Hand Angry!
All Hail the Giant Invisible Hand!
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And people say that The Democrats are anti-Religion!
"Free Markets" IS a religion worshiping invisible gods, and requiring dogmatic blind faith.
Like most religions, it is led by Con Men, Hucksters, and Liars.


The Bad News Folks:
There is NO Giant Invisible Hand.
There is no such thing as "Free Markets".
The Rich Corporate Owners made that shit up and sold it to a gullible America
using puppet politicians in both political parties as their Front Men.

All Hail the Giant Invisible Hand!!!

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4. if that doesn't do it

maybe Jesus will clean it up...

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5. some environmental gps have been coopted, too:

But the Washington Post is reporting that money from BP itself was also complicating matters for the enviros:

stress that contributions from BP and other large corporations constitute only a portion of the organization’s total revenue, which now exceeds a half billion dollars a year.

And the Conservancy is far from the only environmental nonprofit with ties to BP.

Conservation International has accepted $2 million in donations from BP over the years and partnered with the company on a number of projects, including one examining oil extraction methods. From 2000 to 2006, John Browne, who was then BP’s chief executive, sat on the board of Conservation International.

In response to the spill, executives at the nonprofit said they plan to review the organization’s relationship with the company, said Justin Ward, a Conservation International vice president.

“Reputational risk is on our minds,” Ward acknowledged.

The Environmental Defense Fund, which has a policy of not accepting corporate donations, joined with BP, Shell International and other major corporations to form the Partnership for Climate Action, which promotes “market-based mechanisms” to reduce greenhouse gas emissions.

And about 20 energy and environmental groups, including the Conservancy, the Sierra Club and Audubon, joined with BP Wind Energy to form the American Wind and Wildlife Institute, which works to protect wildlife through “responsible” development of wind farms.

The reporter says that “Some purists believe environmental groups should keep a healthy distance from certain kinds of corporations, particularly those whose core mission poses risks to the environment.” No, what the “purists” actually believe is that these groups should not be raising money from the public to act as watchdogs of the oil companies, and then take money from the oil companies to rubber stamp their green washing efforts and shield them from criticism when they richly deserve it.



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6. the old “purists” meme again...

they must have been hangin' out at DU.

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7. ..more..

- Wall Street and Big Bankers like Tim Geithner, Larry Summers and a few hundred others lobby against regulations, loot the economy into near-depression, get themselves hired to clean up the mess and promptly bail out their old companies -- with taxpayer money -- and hire their old friends to manage their own bailout -- with taxpayer money. (Bonnie and Clyde missed a huge opportunity by being too early.)

- Big Oil lobbies against regulations and then writes those they can’t stop, get their own people in government to run interference for them, create the biggest ecological disaster since Chernobyl and then convince their friends in government to hire them to clean up the mess, even allowing them to sell their own cleanup product Corexit -- which is banned in Europe -- for the process.

"So why is BP sticking with Corexit? The answer may be Nalco's close relationship with major oil firms—including BP, as Greenwire reported last week. The company was founded in 1994 as a joint venture with ExxonMobil's chemical division. Nalco bought out Exxon's share in 2001, but retained its strong oil industry ties. One Nalco board member, Daniel Sanders, and a vice president, Steve Taylor, both served as senior executives at Exxon. Another Nalco board member, Rodney Chase, worked for BP for 38 years.“ (Full Story)

Oh, quick, look! Here’s Halliburton again. My, my, my, but that company gets around. It was Halliburton’s deep-well cementing job that failed and led to the BP blowout in the Gulf. But apparently there’s no mess big enough to take the shine off these tumor-like companies:

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