" target="_blank">entirely obnoxious little lie that is regularly foisted, like Sarah Palin's insufferable wink, on an unwary populace by a completely evil bedsheet manufacturing industry, drunk on power, black tar heroin and the tears of Chinese sweatshop slave laborers? I bet you did.
Indeed, it's an ongoing, nefarious ruse that effortlessly dupes housewives and sorority girls by the millions as they browse Bed, Bath & Beyond and Target and run their middle finger over the slippery pink sateen and coo about how if 500-thread-count is yummyslippery like dime store baby oil, then 1,000 must be twice as Barbie-liscious. Right?
Wrong. Of course, anything beyond 300 or 400 threads is complete BS, total fakery, often less soft or comfortable, wherein they cheat the verbiage by twisting multiple threads or adding extra layers or coating the threads with oil wrung from dead baby seals (just a guess) and forcing them into entirely useless weavings until all meaning is lost and no one cares anymore and buying sheets is basically an insufferable crapshoot, and the industry goes ha ha snicker.
It's just one of those things, one of those everyday, widespread consumer-oriented lies that have anchored themselves in the culture like some sort of contemptuous tumor, one of a million myriad obstacles you gotta navigate around, through, up and over just to make it through the day and try and sleep at night without slipping off the goddamn bed in a fit of oh-my-God-why-did-I-buy-these-stupid-things. ...
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