The Weird Sisters of Wednesday want you to CAPTION Head Wreck!!!

[skip fox]

Mr. Virtual Lobotomy is saying: "That's it, ladies and gentlemen. It's all laid out. . . . History's waiting for you to wake up and do something about it right now, or for all civilization, maybe even our species, to be lost. You might think I'm exaggerating, but just remember . . . once upon a time they called Chicken Little crazy too!!!!"

[unhappycamper]

1. That pic lends new meaning to the term "I'm gonna fuck you up!" n/t

[Kali]

2. is that a fluorescent pink dildo?

:wtf:


edit: oops I responded before noticing the chalkboard :P :blush:

[skip fox]

4. Yeah, I'm afraid it's doctored. I was looking for a straight one of

this variety to fit the punchline (rare for me) but found this instead. The joke stands.

[Kali]

5. what does it say about the nutjob that I (who does not watch tee vee)

would accept the fact that he was waving a pink dildo around? :rofl:

[Ganja Ninja]

3. Looks like a self portrait to me.

:smoke:

[Bitwit1234]

6. Letting Beck and his insane raves still continue on Fox

shows how INSANE Fox is. To be a commentator you must have to be in the lower 50% of the IQ range.

[skip fox]

7. "I know this is a dildo, but I'm making a point. The point is that this

conspiracy is so obscene, there's no other polite way to point it out. . . . I know this is a family show, but I have to be true to my vision. . . . Tomorrow I have a two-gallon enema bag to illustrate the jalapeno high colonic the nation needs. . . . Nothing dirty about it, just the truth."

[Adsos Letter]

9. !

:spray:

[MilesColtrane]

8. Beck: " I have a scale model of Iowa made of ground beef in my bathtub. blblblbllblblb"

[DefenseLawyer]

10. College Schmollege

I learned all the important stuff when I was all coked up hosting the "Wacky Morning Zoo". Time to get the Led out on a twoooooooooo fer Tuesday!

[skip fox]

11. "That's why progressives are so stupid. They can only t hink of one

thing, like taking over the government so they can destroy it. . . . For instance, you show most of them a dildo, and they think it's for one thing only: personal pleasure. . . . Just like a socialist nazi! . . . They can't see the dozens of things you can do with one. . . . Like wave down a trucker for assistance (this little bably lights up!). . . Or you could turn it on and let the cat play with it. . . . Or you could wear it under your silk undies with it vibrating as a special secret . . . Just to practice keeping a secret. . . . Or you could tie it to the tail of a kite so that . . . Boy, those liberals are stupid!"

[skip fox]

12. "But guess what America???? No lubrication. That's right, they're gonna

tie each and everyone of you to the ground, then . . ."