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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-10 10:19 AM
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This teabagger, crowned an airy queen (or clown), respectfully requests a CAPTION!!!!!


Queen Bozo the First is saying, "Well, then T-Boy got out of jail and we thought we'd celebrate with some shine, but the boys began drinking so much they accidently set the trailer on fire, so me and Zelda Lou thought we'd come down here and catch Sarah Palin. She speaks our language! Know what I mean?"
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-10 10:39 AM
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1. "I'm getting a new set made. My last got busted when I chomped down
into an apple."
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-10 10:42 AM
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2. "I'm a sad clown." n/t
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-10 11:02 AM
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3. ". . . and I know it for real what's a coming. . . . The aliens will see
Edited on Wed May-26-10 11:32 AM by skip fox
Obama in the White House and figure we just don't care, so they'll invade and it won't be pretty. I saw it on t.v."
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NBachers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-10 11:02 AM
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4. "Whar's the damn outhouse around heres?"
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Arkansas Granny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-10 11:20 AM
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5. And if these red, white and blue balloons on my head don't tell you I'm a Patriot,
I don't know what will!
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-10 11:33 AM
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6. She's answering a reporter, "I save my teeth for eatin', not talkin', son."
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Cheap_Trick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-10 12:42 PM
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7. I don't know what she's saying, but here's what I'd say to her:
"You have to be the stupidest person on the planet to think this is a good idea! Have you seen what you're wearing?! That outfit makes you look like a costumed trainwreck! LOOK AT YOU! You're part of a thousand-headed jackass! This Tea Party is the feces that is produced when shame eats too much stupidity! You people make me envy the deaf and the BLIND!!"
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-10 01:07 PM
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10. yikes!!!
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-10 12:52 PM
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8. "And the thing about a teabagger is she's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes."
Edited on Wed May-26-10 12:53 PM by krispos42
"Like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, she doesn't even seem to be thinkin'... until she votes, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. 'Socialist!' 'Marxist!' 'Terrorist!' The ocean turns black with oil, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin' those drillin' rigs come in and... they rip the Gulf to pieces."
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arthritisR_US Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-10 12:57 PM
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9. "Is that Mitch up my ass?" n/t
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-10 01:32 PM
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11. "Keep government out of my food stamps!!!! . . . If I lose them, I don't
know what I'll do."
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dixiegrrrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-10 01:58 PM
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12. Her face is reflecting her mind. Blank.
Edited on Wed May-26-10 02:01 PM by dixiegrrrrl
spelling edit.
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