The Black Teabagger -- he EXISTS!

[Hell Hath No Fury]

We have our doubts about Sasquatch. We have our doubts about the Yeti. We have our doubts about Little Green Men from Mars. And we have our doubts about The Black Teabagger.

But no more.

The Black Teabagger has been located.

And -- here's the freaky part -- he lives in SAN FRANCISCO!

The sighting happened this morning on the 280 Caeser Chavez off ramp. As I pulled up to the stoplight I saw a silver Acura ahead of me in the left lane. It's bumper was an ablaze with Patriotic bumper stickers: the American flag, Proud Father of an Army member, an anti-Socialism message.

And then I saw it.

T.E.A.
Taxed enough already!

O.M.G. I was about to drive up alongside a TEABAGGER! Here in San Francisco!

Unable to resist the lure of The Crazy, I slowed as I approached the vehicle, craning my neck to see just who was driving the TEAmobile.

And there he was.

My jaw dropped as I realized I was witness to the elusive, often talked about but never widely seen Black Teabagger!

He was middle-aged, balding, greying, had a closely clipped mustache, a soft round belly, and wore a white corporate shirt that appeared to be starched to within an inch of its life and tie.

The encounter was all too bried brief -- not enough time to pull out my camera and take a snap - damn! I could have made millions.

As I drove off I took a moment to reflect. I felt priviledged to have seen The Black Teabagger. People could go their entire lives without seeing one, why I was so lucky? :patriot:

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[krispos42]

1. Any chance he had temp plates on?

Maybe he had just bought the car from some RWer?

[Hell Hath No Fury]

9. If it had been me --

and I'd bought such a car, I would have spent a good hour cleaning off that bumper! I would have been mortified to drive it. :D

[Kalyke]

2. This must be his daughter.

[Hell Hath No Fury]

10. He reproduced???

:wow: :scared: :D

[sinkingfeeling]

3. I think you may have created a new pastime: Tea Bagger Watching! Congrats!

[Hell Hath No Fury]

11. I suspect that would be one --

seriously boring game. Like watching for a car from Hawaii while on the road when you were a kid.

[Blue-Jay]

4. I think I saw that porno years ago.

[Hell Hath No Fury]

12. Bow-chaka-bow-bow...

:D

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[FSogol]

6. You missed your chance. I hear it is good luck to rub their bald spot.

;-)

[lpbk2713]

7. I guess gullibility comes in all shapes and sizes.

Maybe he was an import? :shrug:

[HopeHoops]

8. Are you sure it wasn't an Al Jolson impersonator?

:shrug:

[HillGal]

13. I seriously hope you're not insinuating that all blacks need to feel the same about

every issue?

[Obamanaut]

14. Maybe this just means that individuals of any ethnic group can make

up their own minds.

Sorta like some black folks did not vote for Obama, and some white folks did.