Hey brownies. From the Pentagon.

[Q3JR4]

The http://liw.iki.fi/liw/misc/MIL-C-44072C.pdf">26 page pdf telling you how to make brownies and cookies contains such gems as "Whole eggs may be liquid or frozen and shall have been processed and labeled in accordance with the Regulations Governing the Inspection of Eggs and Egg Products."

On the other hand you could probably, if packaged correctly, drop them out of a plane, drag them through mud, store them in a hot warehouse, and keep them around for two-and-a-half years before you eat them and still find them perfectly serviceable.

Q3JR4.

[Rex]

1. MREs can make you so constipated if you don't stay hydrated

you can suffer from fecal impaction. Amazing stuff they make these days, pass the pork and rice in bbq sauce please...