Kick off a 3-day weekend the only way that matters: by CAPTIONing this anachronistic teabagger!!!!!!

[skip fox]

This mad hatter (pate-riot) is screaming: "Blither them to all smithereens, conk their gaskets, willie their rabbits, top their tipple, and blimee what's left to shreds. Give 'em bone-wrenching death in an insanity of pain. . . . The sons-of-stink-holes got no rights calling us violent!!!"

[BurtWorm]

1. 'White power! Er, I mean... Taxpayer's rights! (Sometimes I forget where I am...)'

[Berry Cool]

2. "I wash born here, an I wash raished here...

"...and dadgum it, I am gonna die here, an' no sidewindin', bushwhackin', hornswogglin', cracker-croaker is gonna ruin me bishen' cutter..."

[DefenseLawyer]

5. The views of the Teabaggers are best expressed with authentic frontier gibberish. n/t

[unapatriciated]

6. Now, who can argue with that

[demtenjeep]

3. need to counter that with Join or Die

the snake in pieces.


If we don't join in unity, we will fail

[arbusto_baboso]

4. He's speaking authentic frontier gibberish!

Or at least he's making as much sense.

[no_hypocrisy]

7. Is that teapot registered, Sir?

[geardaddy]

8. Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!

[Stevenmarc]

9. I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT SHORT AND STOUT......DAMMIT

[KittyWampus]

10. I"m a Tea Parrrrrrrrrrrrty Pirate, I am!

[Duer 157099]

11. So now they're the Tea Potty?

I see him swinging a tea pot over his head.

[MindPilot]

12. "I have replaced coherence and knowledge with a costume and props."

[skip fox]

13. "When I was growing up it was tea-to-the-tee, so to speak. It was tea for

breakfast and tea for lunch. Teas between meals and teas between teas! Tea hats and tea clothing. Tea high clonics! I remember them the best. And tea-colored underwear, and tea toilets and . . ."

[Lint Head]

14. My mouth is open and waiting to be filled with tea bags.

[DFW]

15. The British are coming! No! Worse! The Libbruls are coming! (see pic)