BP Ad Campaign: The Gulf is now Two-stroke instead of Four-stroke!

[PCIntern]

Since a two-stroke engine burns oil by design in the combustion chamber,leave it to the Green-thinking BP Company to mix the oil and water together, thus eliminating the need for adding oil to the Water-based Fuel Cells, just like the ones that NASA used! This way, there will be an unlimited energy pool south of the US of A. Just think: you'll never have to pay to fill your weed-trimmer, chainsaw, or certain Saab vehicles ever again if you live near the Gulf.

Why do you think they called it Gulf Oil all those years, and they even sponsored the Spaceflight broadcasts on NBC in the Sixties!

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If this doesn't make sense to you, rest assured: the arguments BP/Halliburton/Transoceanic have made for their relative lack of culpability in this matter are no more logical than the above.

(...and yes, I know that Fuel cells don't use gasoline...)

[FarCenter]

1. Ships can use skimmers instead of sails...

[PCIntern]

2. And what liberal ever said erroneously that

oil and water don't mix!

:sarcasm: