Limbaugh to Wed Longtime Girlfriend

[TeaBagsAreForCups]

There's not enough bleach in the world to wash the visuals out of my mind....

Thursday, 27 May 2010 05:08 PM
Radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh is set to marry his longtime girlfriend, Kathryn Rogers, next week in an intimate ceremony at his beachfront home in Palm Beach, Fla.

Limbaugh, 59, met 33-year-old Rogers, a direct descendant of Founding Father John Adams, in 2004 when she ran a golf tournament/charity fundraiser and Limbaugh was a celebrity guest, Jose Lambiet reports in his column in the Palm Beach Post.

At the time, Limbaugh was getting divorced from third wife Marta. That split was finalized later that year, and Limbaugh and Rogers were an item by the summer of 2007.

Sincere apologies for the link, but it's the only one as of now:

http://www.newsmax.com/Entertainment/RushLimbaugh-marry-girlfriend/2010/05/27/id/360371

[hlthe2b]

1. Uggh...

enough said...

[marmar]

No breeding, please !!!!!

[Bigmack]

10. Hey... I've raised pigs. Limbaugh would be a step down for a pig. nt

[Taverner]

58. True that

[Initech]

14. Yeah seriously!!!!

:puke:

[FarPoint]

25. OMG!

I had to belly laugh with that one...............Perfect.:bounce: :wow: :yourock: :applause: :woohoo:

[Dr.Phool]

32. If there is breeding, it will be artificial insemination.

Ole Lardass found another stage prop.

[CurtEastPoint]

2. Oh, yeah...the sanctity of marriage and all that...

Bloviating asshole

[polmaven]

42. Exactly right

Which brings to mind this Facebook post that made the rounds over the past couple of months:

Just a thought, "so Larry King is getting his 8th divorce, Elizabeth Taylor is possibly getting married for a 9th time, Jesse James and Tiger Woods are screwing EVERYTHING that has a Pulse............. YET the idea of same-sex marriage is what is going to destroy the institution of marriage?? REALLY??..." Feel free to ...copy and paste if you agree (I did and I do).

[Dont TS Me Brah]

3. attractive 32 y.o. marries Jaba the Hut with millions in the bank. uh huh... nt

[benld74]

4. Prenup coming in 3,2,1,,,,Wife #? coming in 3,2,1,,,, I WONDER if they are registered at Target?,,,,

[Canuckistanian]

7. I think they're registered at Cigar Aficionado

I would recommend getting the bride a cigar cutter.

[customerserviceguy]

23. That'll come in handy

if he ever tries to consummate the thing!

[Ecumenist]

5. Again??? Well, she'll make a lovely beard....NT

[arbusto_baboso]

6. They'll be separated in a month. Beards get very uncomfortable in summer.

Thank you. I'll be here all week.

[Donnachaidh]

8. *direct descendant of John Adams* -- O MY! where do we genuflect?

What an absolute white-trashy moniker! Couldn't find anything recent that was gauche enough Rimjob?

[tabasco]

24. LOL! n/t

[Kingofalldems]

9. She's desperately in love with him!!

[JBoy]

11. "a direct descendant of Founding Father John Adams"??

WTF is that, evidence that she's white enough?

[regnaD kciN]

12. Obviously, Rush doesn't believe in "three strikes and you're out"...

:evilgrin:

[Catshrink]

13. No but he's all for protecting marriage.

How's that for irony?

[kestrel91316]

15. Ick. Oh, and I'm a "direct descendant of Geoffrey Chaucer and King Henry VII and

a few other notables". BFD. That and a buck won't get me a cup of coffee.

ROFLMAO.

[fryguy]

16. the future fourth ex-wife

eom

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

17. I wonder what her salary will be?

[DebbieCDC]

18. Gawd this makes me want to puke

Why would ANY woman want to marry that rotting hulk of racist hate-filled bile?

[virgogal]

21. $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$

[Bitwit1234]

19. Hey when did he sandwich in that Kyra or what ever

her name was that is a commentator on CNN? Remember they were going to get married. Guess this one is dumb and hasn't caught him taking his trips to that questionably underage place in PR.

[Maru Kitteh]

29. you're thinking of Daryn Kagan. Kyra Phillips is just as repulsive though.

[Blue-Jay]

20. Without a wad of cash, that tub of idiocy would never get laid.

I wanna see the pre-nup.

[caledesi]

22. Newsmax??? nt

[eridani]

26. Norman Goldman just read from this thread on his afternoon show n/t

[krispos42]

27. !!!

[Seneca]

28. John Adams is rolling over in his grave

No question. :puke:

[tango-tee]

30. Let's see here...

Well. I wish them all the misery in the world. They deserve each other, obviously.

[PCIntern]

31. I have been made to understand that she

stated that she has difficulty relating to "average" people because of her job and social status - well, she got her wish; he sure ain't "average".

[B Calm]

33. Her picture

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_sW65ilskOC8/SK6t4u3RMfI/AAAAAAAAMoY/TCT8luq5C-

[gleaner]

37. Link not working ....

Said it wasn't found on "this server," whatever server it was.

[underpants]

39. Here you go

[Arkana]

49. I just threw up in my mouth a bit at the last photo.

It's like that shot was taken seconds before he devoured her.

[B Calm]

34. Just like the rest, she'll divorce him after finding out he likes little boys.

[davidpdx]

35. They are both trailer trash and deserve each other

I hope they contract some very rare illness and die a slow death. (sorry, someone had to say it)

[activa8tr]

44. Definitely the richest trailer trash in the USA! But you're right! n/t

[WinkyDink]

36. Honeymoon in the Dominican Republic. ;-)

[Hubert Flottz]

38. Well it looks like they'll have plenty of lube on the beach soon.

I hope their twin bathtubs don't get all greasy "when the moment is right"

[pipoman]

40. ...

[Zynx]

41. I know about the divide by two and add seven rule on age gaps, but still.

26 years is a lot. Also, there is a huge appearance discrepancy.

[iris27]

53. Actually, he fails even that rule. 59/2+7 is 36, almost 37.

She's 33. So it's skeezy all around.

[Zynx]

54. Oh whoops. Math fail on my part.

Yeah. That is gross.

[activa8tr]

43. I'm sure she's only into the marriage for the MONEY! But how can anyone

stomach the idea of sleeping with that tub of lard, even for the $400 million a year in income it would produce for her.

Think of the community property she will inherit when he pops off in 20-30 years! And with his past health problems, I doubt he'll make it much beyond 20 years at most.

[latebloomer]

46. 20-30 years would be a LOONNG time to wait!

And she would deserve every penny.

:puke:

[activa8tr]

47. Of course, there is always divorce, and maybe just a million or two

after a few months. Not a bad return on one's investment of "carnal" talent.

And after the divorce, with a couple cool million in the bank, and a house someplace, she could buy all the sex she wanted from Chippendale types.

[CanonRay]

45. Maybe she can turn him into a Liberal

Bwahhahahahahahahaha

[Arkana]

48. I imagine the wedding photo will look much like the shot of Jabba the Hutt

with Princess Leia in the metal bikini.

Rush is disgusting. Odds are he'll pick a teenager for his next marriage.

[Bjorn Against]

50. Is she inflatable?

[Cleita]

51. I was just going to have lunch.

:puke:

However, it seems they will deserve each other if she is like another descendent of John Adams I once worked for. He was a nasty, self-centered, Republican ultra-conservative who was invited to an attended the VIP inauguration of Ronald Reagan because of his support. He had pictures of it and of Reagan all over his office. His wife was a closet alcoholic. It was the only way she could stand being married to him and his money, because that is the reason she married him. I'm sure Limbaugh's new trophy wife married his money as well.

[Ikonoklast]

52. Hasn't each marraige been almost exactly five years in duration?

Looks like that's what the contract calls for; after five in, grab the dough you were promised, and go.

[MrScorpio]

55. Is her last name Beard?

Well, If he can't have Dominican boys....

[Mendocino]

56. Honeymoon at Viagra Falls.

Just remember Kathryn Rogers, where that winky has been.

[begin_within]

57. For their honeymoon, they should take a cruise from Palm Beach to New Orleans

[SOS]

59. Her lawyers are quietly analyzing his assets right now.

"It's a disgusting couple of years, but we can get you $30 million."