With all of BP's secret squirrel crap going on in the Gulf, could it be...

[Hubert Flottz]

another Roswell type incident? Is the military is in on it too. Is the "Well" really a UFO crash site? Is that orange goop really residue from another world? Inquiring minds wanna' know!

[ck4829]

1. The usual reason for secrecy from government and corporations is not aliens or other dimensions

But it's usually because someone messed up, and messed up real bad.

The whole "state secrets privilege" was created solely because someone made a mistake, not to prevent vital secrets from getting out.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_v._Reynolds

[Hubert Flottz]

2. The people at fault here are afraid that the we can't handle the truth

Without boiling them in their own oil.

The super wealthy never seem to pay for anything.

[lunatica]

7. The uber wealthy are the ones that can't handle the truth

So they make it up as they go. Problem solved

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

3. I've heard stupider things on DU today.

[Hubert Flottz]

5. HEY

WATCH IT!

[spanone]

4. i believe you've detected the crux of the situation

[flamingdem]

6. This screen grab of the Junk Shot indicates that they did what they said they'd do

Well they did decide last minute to throw in Tony Hayward CEO too.

[opihimoimoi]

8. Its them Aliens again....they are destroying the world 4 HUMANSThe main Fleet lies in the direction

of Alpha Proxcima/centuri

waiting for the right time to come and take over the Planet....

THE GOP are ALIENS...they have the same DNA

GO WILLY....fishin time......summer....boating....

[Hubert Flottz]

10. "Everything we know is wrong!"

Because of BP's BS barrage!

What is it THEY don't want us to KNOW?

http://www.firesigntheatre.com/albums/album.php?album=eykiw

"The Aliens Have Landed On My Plate." "They're On Everybody's Plate!" We've been Mossed!

[opihimoimoi]

11. RUN AWAY...the MOSSES ARE COMING....they gonna crush the dwarfs...runaway

LOL

[LawnKorn]

9. BP succeeded in digging a hole to China - Now we have to stop an invasion of Chinamen

:tinfoilhat:

It is imperative that we stop them from bringing in mass quantities of knock-off-tools and cheap toothpaste

:crazy: