Famous Sayings of BP CEO Tony Hayward

[charlesg]

"We are going to defend the beaches. We will fix this."

"What they hell have we (BP) done to deserve this?"

"We will only win this if we can win the hearts and minds of the local community."

"It was a bit bumpy to get it going. We made a few little mistakes early on."

"The Gulf of Mexico is a very big ocean. The amount of volume of oil and dispersant we are putting into it is tiny in relation to the total water volume."

"It's not possible to measure the flow from the leak."

http://www.newsweek.com/2010/05/18/the-bumbler-from-bp.html

[leftstreet]

1. "I was once the CEO of BP"

coming soon

[malaise]

3. LOL

We can hope

[Ruby the Liberal]

6. Ha!

:rofl:

[BelgianMadCow]

2. bookmarked

now, we kind of expect it from the man. In a couple years, poeple will think you're pulling their leg.

[Angry Dragon]

4. He needs to be arrested and tried for murder

He is nothing more than a common criminal

[flamingdem]

5. Tiger Woods is donating his balls to the effort

[Ruby the Liberal]

7. Tiger attempting the "junk shot"

[flamingdem]

8. fore!

glug

[snake in the grass]

10. This picture is...

...coffee-on-the-keyboard-spitting funny and deserves a KnR of its own!

[Scuba]

9. and coming soon... "I hate this cell"

[marions ghost]

11. I like this one...

http://bp.concerts.com/gom/haywardptc051310.htm

check it out

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